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[Zhukov]

Here's some jailbait for ya, ya dirty old man.

Avril
Elisha
Katherine
and
Lacey

 

[dmp]

I grow










increasingly frustrated at my 'oldness'...knowing ANY of those pretty girls would say TWO things to me:

First - "ew? You are like..old and stuff"

Second - "That's HIM officer!!"

 

[Zhukov]

Nonsense. Women love older men.

This is primarily because they've never quite managed to figure out men stop maturing around the age of 17. Consequently women keep 'moving up the ladder'.

Take Catherine Zeta for example. Clearly she doesn't need the money. She's just very, very stupid.

Those girls whose pictures I posted? In all likelihood, very, very stupid.

 

[dmp]

Those girls whose pictures I posted? In all likelihood, very, very stupid.

PERRRRRRFECT!!!
(insert evil laugh)

 

[Joz]

.....This is primarily because they've never quite managed to figure out men stop maturing around the age of 17.

You're giving me too much credit here. It stops about age 14. Watch a family reunion. The 14 yr. old, the 30 yr. old, the 50 yr. old & grandpa can laugh at the same joke. And it's usually about farts.

Take Catherine Zeta for example....She's just very, very stupid.
Those girls whose pictures I posted? In all likelihood, very, very stupid.

Why so down on women? I tho't better of you than this. You're too smart.

 

[Zhukov]

You're giving me too much credit here. It stops about age 14. Watch a family reunion. The 14 yr. old, the 30 yr. old, the 50 yr. old & grandpa can laugh at the same joke. And it's usually about farts.

No, no, no. It's all about the particulars of the fart (the who/where/what circumstances), and the 14 yr old doesn't really understand. He's just pretending to understand and feigning genuine laughter to fit in with the men. It's a guy thing.

Why so down on women? I tho't better of you than this. You're too smart.

Not women in general. Come now, don't read too much into that. Just these women. They're actresses and artists which more or less makes them empty headed by default. I've heard three of them...speak. They're cretins.

I'm not too sure about Avril though. I think she may be very clever.

 

[Joz]

They're ...... artists which more or less makes them empty headed by default.

And what exactly ABOUT artists? Be careful now. :spank3:

 

[NATO AIR]

the guys around here always tell me older guys get the best japanese girls... cause the older guys always got some "candy" in they pocket for the girls.

in miami we called it juice, chicks like money, status and convinence. you can buy an 18 year old girl some liquor, drive her around in your fly whip for a few minutes as you go to your house,which is clean, has a nice shower and food to eat after the "deed". a lot better than riding around with another loser 18 year old, this one a guy who has a used 90 honda civic and a bedroom with everything on the floor, sheets so dirty they look a brand new yellow and a smell that the CDC would investigate in most cases.

 

[dmp]

And what exactly ABOUT artists? Be careful now. :spank3:

I bet Zhukov's reply will be something like this:

Sir, the private believes that any answer he gives will be wrong! And if he reverses himself, his senior drill instructor will beat him harder, sir!

 

[Zhukov]

Private Snowball, YOU'RE FIRED. Get the fuck outa here.

And what exactly ABOUT artists? Be careful now.

I have made my opinion concerning the mental capacity of people who make a living 'pretending' well known.

 

[Joz]

I have made my opinion concerning the mental capacity of people who make a living 'pretending' well known.

Thank you for clarifying that. I was unaware.

 

[Zhukov]

I was ranting and raving about stupid actors in the Movie section for awhile.

 

[Joz]

I was ranting and raving about stupid actors in the Movie section for awhile.

You, ranting and raving? I don't believe it!

 

[Dan]

Don't be dissing on artists, boy!

Besides, there's a world of difference between an artist and an actor, especially an actor who's so self-important, they need to share their opinion on everything with the world.

 

[Fmr jarhead]

You're giving me too much credit here. It stops about age 14. Watch a family reunion. The 14 yr. old, the 30 yr. old, the 50 yr. old & grandpa can laugh at the same joke. And it's usually about farts.

Best belly laugh I have had in a LONG time!!!!!

Thank you for that!

 

[Joz]

Best belly laugh I have had in a LONG time!!!!!

Thank you for that!

You're welcome.
Tell me I'm wrong?!

 

[dmp]

You're welcome.
Tell me I'm wrong?!

You are wrong. I feel it's women who stop maturing at about 14 or 15...

[singing]Girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money...[/singing]

 

[Joz]

You are wrong. I feel it's women who stop maturing at about 14 or 15...

I meant about the men & farting.

 

[dmp]

I meant about the men & farting.

Oh.



Farts are ALWAYS funny.

 

[5stringJeff]

To paraphrase MacArthur:

There is no substitute for Elisha Cuthbert!