For all you men out there Please read and understand..

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    Classes Tonight - Please Sign Up
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    TOPIC 1
    HOW TO FILL UP THE ICE CUBE TRAYS
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    THE TOILET PAPER ROLL: DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
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    IS IT POSSIBLE TO URINATE USING THE TECHNIQUE OF LIFTING THE SEAT UP AND
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    FUNDAMENTAL DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE LAUNDRY HAMPER AND THE FLOOR.
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    THE AFTER-DINNER DISHES AND SILVERWARE: CAN THEY LEVITATE AND FLY INTO THE
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    IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
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    LEARNING TO LIVE: BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LIVING ALONE OR WITH OTHERS.
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    Why did I bother to get married if I have to learn all this stuff??
     
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    ALL MEN MUST LEARN !!
     
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    Why??? Thats what my wife is for!!
     
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    BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Great post Jmarie!!!!!! :clap:
     
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    What did you say Jackass? That's what a wife is for? OH HELL NO. When I get married If I get married I want my husband to do all the work..I'm a 2000 girl. I don't have to if I don't want to..:p: :laugh: :banana: :rotflmao: :funnyface
     
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    Gee...its AMAZING you arent married yet!!! :p:
     
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    if you want your hubby to do all the work, you better learn how to cook and clean...lol
     
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    I am suprised they left out the magic sock drawer....you know..the one that is never empty???
     

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