For a Million Dollars

[PixieStix]

Never mind about the damn dog - now I'm curious. Fourteen million, how about that? Fourteen million for your spouse to go to bed with someone else. One time only. Further, your spouse says OK. Fourteen million.

Well?

I do not have a spouse and if I did, my answer would be no. It would be like selling my soul to the devil.

 

[George Costanza]

Ok - thirty seven million.

Believe it or not, this is a serious, ethical question. Think what both of you could do with the rest of your lives with that amount of money. Not enough? Four billion.

Now, your spouse is PLEADING with you to go through with it.

On a side note, the thread has gone back to narrow now. What's up with that? Anyone else noticing that, or is it just moi?

 

[uscitizen]

Never mind about the damn dog - now I'm curious. Fourteen million, how about that? Fourteen million for your spouse to go to bed with someone else. One time only. Further, your spouse says OK. Fourteen million.

Well?

No one bidding on your wife or something?

 

[RadiomanATL]

Hot dignity dog huh? Would you really? How old is the poor girl?

18 months.

Nice and tender....

Well, that answers why you could do it, my boy is 13 years old, and I bred him into existence. He has earned his part in my heart

Trust me, it won't matter how long the dog has been with us....

 

[PixieStix]

Ok - thirty seven million.

No amount of money could be offered me, to sell anything that was part of my heart.

 

[RadiomanATL]

I'd even sell my heart.

 

[PixieStix]

I'd even sell my heart.

Then you would be dead

 

[PixieStix]

Now what I would do is sell lets say.. my kidney, just one of them though, any buyers?

 

[RadiomanATL]

I'd even sell my heart.

Then you would be dead

 

[PixieStix]

I'd even sell my heart.

Then you would be dead

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svAs-6MiqxE]YouTube - AIN'T NOTHING LIKE THE REAL THING[/ame]

 

[xotoxi]

Now what I would do is sell lets say.. my kidney, just one of them though, any buyers?

Would you have a mastectomy for a million dollars?

 

[uscitizen]

I have been on the market for a few years and no takers so far.
I even offered to pay points....

Seriously I think it should be ok for one to sell themselves to benefit others.
Such as if Rush would sell himself to Cuba?

 

[PixieStix]

Now what I would do is sell lets say.. my kidney, just one of them though, any buyers?

Would you have a mastectomy for a million dollars?

No. I would sell my hair though. It can grow back

 

[syrenn]

Never mind about the damn dog - now I'm curious. Fourteen million, how about that? Fourteen million for your spouse to go to bed with someone else. One time only. Further, your spouse says OK. Fourteen million.

Well?

Fourteen million for my spouse to go to bed (have sex) with another woman. You bet and I will have no problem.

 

[PixieStix]

Now what I would do is sell lets say.. my kidney, just one of them though, any buyers?

Would you have a mastectomy for a million dollars?

No. I would sell my hair though. It can grow back.

I like money, I just happen to love me more

 

[syrenn]

Ok - thirty seven million.

Believe it or not, this is a serious, ethical question. Think what both of you could do with the rest of your lives with that amount of money. Not enough? Four billion.

Now, your spouse is PLEADING with you to go through with it.

On a side note, the thread has gone back to narrow now. What's up with that? Anyone else noticing that, or is it just moi?

Not just you, I would guess they are coding and playing with settings.

 

[George Costanza]

This one is giving you guys a little trouble, isn't it. That's OK - it generally does give folks a lot of trouble.

 

[PixieStix]

Never mind about the damn dog - now I'm curious. Fourteen million, how about that? Fourteen million for your spouse to go to bed with someone else. One time only. Further, your spouse says OK. Fourteen million.

Well?

Fourteen million for my spouse to go to bed (have sex) with another woman. You bet and I will have no problem.

Do you know that for sure. You are saying there would be zero regrets, and no repercussions?

I wish I could be so nonchalant, no I don't actually, nevermind

 

[xotoxi]

Now what I would do is sell lets say.. my kidney, just one of them though, any buyers?

Would you have a mastectomy for a million dollars?

No. I would sell my hair though. It can grow back.

I like money, I just happen to love me more

You would rather have a kidney removed for no reason than have a breast removed for no reason?

 

[George Costanza]

Ok - thirty seven million.

Believe it or not, this is a serious, ethical question. Think what both of you could do with the rest of your lives with that amount of money. Not enough? Four billion.

Now, your spouse is PLEADING with you to go through with it.

On a side note, the thread has gone back to narrow now. What's up with that? Anyone else noticing that, or is it just moi?

Not just you, I would guess they are coding and playing with settings.

Thanks. I really don't like it when it is so wide you have to scroll to get it all in.

On the other point, I'm with you. I wouldn't agree to it for a million, or even two. But upwards of thirty million or so, and I would be having a SERIOUS chat with the little woman.