FNG who needs to post 15 to get link privileges

[Luissa]

What a stupid rule to have to post 15 times to be able to post links to facts, government documents, scientific theories, etc. Any how here goes #4.

BTW how is everyone out there? Are you tired of all the lies out there? I know I am & I have come to blow the lid off a few. Just waiting for my chance to blast a few posting fools.

Way to show off your intelligence, or lack thereof, right off the bat. Not to mention your lack of good judgment pulling MY chain right off the bat. We shall be best buds, you and I, I can tell.

If you don't like my rules, tough. How's that work for you? While the 15 post rule helps keep sales spammers off the board, it doesn't do shit for spammers of stupidity, as is evidenced by your post.

If you have any questions, feel free to PM me or one of the moderators, or ... you can all 1-800-EAT-SHIT if all you want to do is whine.

And please, DO have a nice day.

Easy there Gunny don't blow a gasket. I was just expressing my US right to free speech unless that is not allowed on your forum titled US Message Board. BTW thanks for letting me know I can use foul language with the 1-800-EAT-SHIT comment because I was under the impression that it was against the rules.

First rule of USMB is you don't talk shit about USMB! You remember that and life will be easier.

 

[DiveCon]

What a stupid rule to have to post 15 times to be able to post links to facts, government documents, scientific theories, etc. Any how here goes #4.

BTW how is everyone out there? Are you tired of all the lies out there? I know I am & I have come to blow the lid off a few. Just waiting for my chance to blast a few posting fools.

Way to show off your intelligence, or lack thereof, right off the bat. Not to mention your lack of good judgment pulling MY chain right off the bat. We shall be best buds, you and I, I can tell.

If you don't like my rules, tough. How's that work for you? While the 15 post rule helps keep sales spammers off the board, it doesn't do shit for spammers of stupidity, as is evidenced by your post.

If you have any questions, feel free to PM me or one of the moderators, or ... you can all 1-800-EAT-SHIT if all you want to do is whine.

And please, DO have a nice day.

Easy there Gunny don't blow a gasket. I was just expressing my US right to free speech unless that is not allowed on your forum titled US Message Board. BTW thanks for letting me know I can use foul language with the 1-800-EAT-SHIT comment because I was under the impression that it was against the rules.

LOL
welcome to the board
you are in for a serious education with that post

first off, you dont have "freedom of speech" here
this is NOT the US Government, it is a private message board
what you DO have is the freedom to follow the rules of the message board
the few that there actually are

 

[Colin]

What a stupid rule to have to post 15 times to be able to post links to facts, government documents, scientific theories, etc. Any how here goes #4.

BTW how is everyone out there? Are you tired of all the lies out there? I know I am & I have come to blow the lid off a few. Just waiting for my chance to blast a few posting fools.

Way to show off your intelligence, or lack thereof, right off the bat. Not to mention your lack of good judgment pulling MY chain right off the bat. We shall be best buds, you and I, I can tell.

If you don't like my rules, tough. How's that work for you? While the 15 post rule helps keep sales spammers off the board, it doesn't do shit for spammers of stupidity, as is evidenced by your post.

If you have any questions, feel free to PM me or one of the moderators, or ... you can all 1-800-EAT-SHIT if all you want to do is whine.

And please, DO have a nice day.

Easy there Gunny don't blow a gasket. I was just expressing my US right to free speech unless that is not allowed on your forum titled US Message Board. BTW thanks for letting me know I can use foul language with the 1-800-EAT-SHIT comment because I was under the impression that it was against the rules.

Hey Dude! When you leave, can you walk out backwards so it looks like you are arriving!

 

[KissMy]

Way to show off your intelligence, or lack thereof, right off the bat. Not to mention your lack of good judgment pulling MY chain right off the bat. We shall be best buds, you and I, I can tell.

If you don't like my rules, tough. How's that work for you? While the 15 post rule helps keep sales spammers off the board, it doesn't do shit for spammers of stupidity, as is evidenced by your post.

If you have any questions, feel free to PM me or one of the moderators, or ... you can all 1-800-EAT-SHIT if all you want to do is whine.

And please, DO have a nice day.

East there Gunny don't blow a gasket. I was just expressing my US right to free speech unless that is not allowed on your forum titled US Message Board. BTW thanks for letting me know I can cuss with the 1-800-EAT-SHIT comment because I was under the impression that it was against the rules.

Blow a gasket over YOU?

Hints from Gunny: Probably a good idea when going to a new board to read up a little prior to running your suck. What the fuck would give you the impression you can't cuss on this board?

Let me know when you want me to change your ID to "LeapsB4Lookin"

"USMB Rules & Regulations - Language Guidelines: Foul language (profanity) used in USmessageboard.com will be loosely tolerated and at the moderators discretion."

It depends on your interpretation of "loosely tolerated". Thanks for the clarification.

I appear to be on the shit list & undergoing the ritual hazing.

 

[del]

I personally think it's a good rule. It keeps us from being flooded by noobs who post retarded thread after thread after thread before realizing that #1, all those topics are already in existence, or #2, they're a waste of space.

Spend a little time learning to get to know the posters and the site before you jump right in and start threads like "END HORSE SLAUGHTER NOW!" or "MY TEACHER SUCKS!"

Though "My Teacher Sucks" could be entertaining.

I do not see how it prevents noobs from posting redundant topics. It does not even prevent me from spamming ads & pictures. It only prevents a FNG from backing legit argument with facts. I would understand if there were limits on new topic threads or alias multi personality trolls, but this makes no sense. Even the copyrighted material arguement is lame. Posting a link to copyrighted material is better than copying & pasting the material in my post.

I may be a nooby to this forum but I know stupid when I see It. THIS IS A STUPID RULE!!!

 

[Dis]

East there Gunny don't blow a gasket. I was just expressing my US right to free speech unless that is not allowed on your forum titled US Message Board. BTW thanks for letting me know I can cuss with the 1-800-EAT-SHIT comment because I was under the impression that it was against the rules.

Blow a gasket over YOU?

Hints from Gunny: Probably a good idea when going to a new board to read up a little prior to running your suck. What the fuck would give you the impression you can't cuss on this board?

Let me know when you want me to change your ID to "LeapsB4Lookin"

"USMB Rules & Regulations - Language Guidelines: Foul language (profanity) used in USmessageboard.com will be loosely tolerated and at the moderators discretion."

It depends on your interpretation of "loosely tolerated". Thanks for the clarification.

I appear to be on the shit list & undergoing the ritual hazing.

Not even in "special" social circles does "loosely tolerated" mean the same as "barely tolerated".

Perhaps it's you that's in need of morning coffee?

 

[KissMy]

This is the blind leading the stupid.

As far as I can see, I appear to be the blind one.

 

[Dis]

This is the blind leading the stupid.

As far as I can see, I appear to be the blind one.

Perhaps you could do something as mundane as to learn to use the "quote" function, so those of us stupid people know which of us you deign to speak to.

 

[Colin]

This is the blind leading the stupid.

As far as I can see, I appear to be the blind one.

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come!

And remember, when everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

 

[California Girl]

This is the blind leading the stupid.

As far as I can see, I appear to be the blind one.

Ooohhh! Sacasm, I like it! Whoo hoo!

Tip: Don't piss off Gunny. Gunny is God and a completely lovely guy (sucks up to GunnyGod) but anyone else is fair game!

 

[KissMy]

This is the blind leading the stupid.

As far as I can see, I appear to be the blind one.

Ooohhh! Sacasm, I like it! Whoo hoo!

Tip: Don't piss off Gunny. Gunny is God and a completely lovely guy (sucks up to GunnyGod) but anyone else is fair game!

Thanks Cali Girl! I'm just felling out the mods & administrators like your "GunnyGod". It sucks to invest much time & energy posting on other boards only to get booted by some thin skinned moderator power on a power trip.

Gee I am still here & I am starting to like this place already thanks to some cool mods.

MAN'S GOT TO KNOW HIS LIMITATIONS! ... Clint Eastwood AKA Dirty Harry Callahan.

 

[strollingbones]

what is FNG? 15 posts? wow...how mean of you gunny...that takes all of 2 minutes...

i bet he's one of midnights friends....heheheee

 

[KissMy]

what is FNG? 15 posts? wow...how mean of you gunny...that takes all of 2 minutes...

i bet he's one of midnights friends....heheheee

FNG means "F**king New Guy"

A term used in the military to denote someone new to the war. Troops who had some time under their belt wouldn't talk to them until they proved that they wouldn't die within the first few days. "So you're the fng? Don't get shot."

 

[KittenKoder]

This is the blind leading the stupid.

As far as I can see, I appear to be the blind one.

Why the fuck do you lead yourself?

 

[KittenKoder]

what is FNG? 15 posts? wow...how mean of you gunny...that takes all of 2 minutes...

i bet he's one of midnights friends....heheheee

Took you 2 whole minutes? Damn, I thought I was slow.

 

[editec]

Not a studpid rule for reasons already mentioned.

15 posts?

Hell! - most of us do that daily.

Stop complaining about that minor (and wise) board posting rule that protects us against spammers, and show us what you got.

 

[Dis]

Not a studpid rule for reasons already mentioned.

15 posts?

Hell! - most of us do that daily.

Stop complaining about that minor (and wise) board posting rule that protects us against spammers, and show us what you got.

He did.. Didn't you hear the4 mighty hiss?

 

[Immanuel]

Personally, I don't think 15 is enough. The reason behind it is to keep spammers away and it seems that it does a fairly decent job of it as we don't get too many of those... thank you Gunny! I think we still get some ocassionally that will stick around enough and avoid the inevitable ban to post their sales links.

East there Gunny don't blow a gasket. I was just expressing my US right to free speech unless that is not allowed on your forum titled US Message Board. BTW thanks for letting me know I can cuss with the 1-800-EAT-SHIT comment because I was under the impression that it was against the rules.

Blow a gasket over YOU?

Hints from Gunny: Probably a good idea when going to a new board to read up a little prior to running your suck. What the fuck would give you the impression you can't cuss on this board?

Let me know when you want me to change your ID to "LeapsB4Lookin"

"USMB Rules & Regulations - Language Guidelines: Foul language (profanity) used in USmessageboard.com will be loosely tolerated and at the moderators discretion."

It depends on your interpretation of "loosely tolerated". Thanks for the clarification.

I appear to be on the shit list & undergoing the ritual hazing.

Well, if you stick around long enough and post intelligently, I'm sure that will pass.

This is the blind leading the stupid.

As far as I can see, I appear to be the blind one.

Ooohhh! Sacasm, I like it! Whoo hoo!

Tip: Don't piss off Gunny. Gunny is God and a completely lovely guy (sucks up to GunnyGod) but anyone else is fair game!

Thanks Cali Girl! I'm just felling out the mods & administrators like your "GunnyGod". It sucks to invest much time & energy posting on other boards only to get booted by some thin skinned moderator power on a power trip.

Gee I am still here & I am starting to like this place already thanks to some cool mods.

MAN'S GOT TO KNOW HIS LIMITATIONS! ... Clint Eastwood AKA Dirty Harry Callahan.

It also sucks to invest much time & energy posting just to get the privilege to post links to a site no one is going to look at or spend money at... thus the 15 post requirement.

Welcome to USMB.

Immie

 

[strollingbones]

immie,

am i suppose to be impressed by the fng and his way with military jargon? i am never sure what to think of that....are you?

your friend,
bones

 

[Immanuel]

immie,

am i suppose to be impressed by the fng and his way with military jargon? i am never sure what to think of that....are you?

your friend,
bones

I didn't realize FNG was military jargon, but now that you mention it, it makes sense from his answer, much like FUBAR.

Are you supposed to be impressed? I think he'd like you to be. Who among us here do not want to impress others? Some noob's impress us and some don't. Some grow on us and some we just wish would go away.

Immie