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"Nutin" fuzzy about this math!!!!! Ai Chihuahua, que putisima!
Many of you have likely seen the heart rending testimony of Ms.
Sandra Fluke, a law student at Georgetown University, before a
Congressional Committee this week. She was lamenting that no one
would subsidize her birth control expenses, which she claimed would
amount to $3000 during her three years in law school.
After watching Ms. Fluke describe her desperate situation I set to
thinking of ways to help her out of her crisis.
First, of course I had to pass through the grieving period I
experienced after hearing of her inhumane treatment at the hands
of the Georgetown administration and our Government – what
cruelty lurks in the heart of men that they would leave this poor
woman to fend for herself when all she wanted to do was get laid
seven times a day (see my analysis below).

Once I recovered from my grief, I set to thinking about ways to
help this poor girl. Being a Physicist, I sat down with my
calculator and worked through some numbers. Ms. Fluke’s expense
account for birth control (aka sexual entertainment) was claimed to
be $3000 for three years at law school. Let’s presume that as an
educated woman she wants to be doubly safe and uses both birth
control pills to prevent pregnancy and condoms to prevent STD
(sexually transmitted disease).

Using the Wal-Mart cost for birth control pills of $9 per month,
her birth control pills will cost her $324 for her entire law
school career (if you can call it a career – I can think of other
names). This leaves only $2676 for her condoms.

I went to Amazon.com, and found quality condoms available for 33
cents each in packages of 60 condoms each. This cost includes tax
and shipping. Since she has $2676 for her 33 cent condoms, she will
be buying 8109 condoms during her law school “career”.

To use her 8109 condoms (remember, $3000 was Ms. Flukes’ own
number) she would have to have sex 7 times a day. This number
presumes that she has sex ten times a day on Sundays when she has
more free time.
So, having worked through these numbers, I have some suggestions
for Ms. Fluke to help her work through her crisis:

1. Find dates who are gentlemanly enough to either provide
their own condoms, or at least split the cost with her. Selection
criteria is the key to this one.
2. Spend more time studying. Even seven “quickies” a day will
seriously cut into quality study time. This would not only save
money but would improve her education as well.
3. Seek funding from the EPA from one of their Wetlands
Protection programs – surely Ms. Flukes’ nether regions would
qualify as wetlands given sex seven times a day.

Just trying to help out a starving student.
By the way, the average starting salary of new Georgetown Law


Georgetown Law School graduates earn on average $160,000 a year, FYI.

Booth R. Myers, PhD
 
Yeah I made this argument 2 weeks ago and confirmed she was a "slut," that or just a liar...

She spends nearly 900 dollars a year on condoms using Flukes numbers...
 
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"Nutin" fuzzy about this math!!!!! Ai Chihuahua, que putisima!
Many of you have likely seen the heart rending testimony of Ms.
Sandra Fluke, a law student at Georgetown University, before a
Congressional Committee this week. She was lamenting that no one
would subsidize her birth control expenses, which she claimed would
amount to $3000 during her three years in law school.

She never asked for a birth control subsidy, you fool.
 
More evidence that nutters are very persistent critters. They keep trying and trying. But just cannot write things that are funny.



The real joke is that Liberals take this seriously.

We're not laughing at the story. We're laughing at you.
 
"Nutin" fuzzy about this math!!!!! Ai Chihuahua, que putisima!
Many of you have likely seen the heart rending testimony of Ms.
Sandra Fluke, a law student at Georgetown University, before a
Congressional Committee this week. She was lamenting that no one
would subsidize her birth control expenses, which she claimed would
amount to $3000 during her three years in law school.

She never asked for a birth control subsidy, you fool.



I think she used the word "contraception" and that she asked for money.

What am i missing in the definition of "Subsidy"?
 

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