Fluke Math

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    "Nutin" fuzzy about this math!!!!! Ai Chihuahua, que putisima!
    Many of you have likely seen the heart rending testimony of Ms.
    Sandra Fluke, a law student at Georgetown University, before a
    Congressional Committee this week. She was lamenting that no one
    would subsidize her birth control expenses, which she claimed would
    amount to $3000 during her three years in law school.
    After watching Ms. Fluke describe her desperate situation I set to
    thinking of ways to help her out of her crisis.
    First, of course I had to pass through the grieving period I
    experienced after hearing of her inhumane treatment at the hands
    of the Georgetown administration and our Government – what
    cruelty lurks in the heart of men that they would leave this poor
    woman to fend for herself when all she wanted to do was get laid
    seven times a day (see my analysis below).

    Once I recovered from my grief, I set to thinking about ways to
    help this poor girl. Being a Physicist, I sat down with my
    calculator and worked through some numbers. Ms. Fluke’s expense
    account for birth control (aka sexual entertainment) was claimed to
    be $3000 for three years at law school. Let’s presume that as an
    educated woman she wants to be doubly safe and uses both birth
    control pills to prevent pregnancy and condoms to prevent STD
    (sexually transmitted disease).

    Using the Wal-Mart cost for birth control pills of $9 per month,
    her birth control pills will cost her $324 for her entire law
    school career (if you can call it a career – I can think of other
    names). This leaves only $2676 for her condoms.

    I went to Amazon.com, and found quality condoms available for 33
    cents each in packages of 60 condoms each. This cost includes tax
    and shipping. Since she has $2676 for her 33 cent condoms, she will
    be buying 8109 condoms during her law school “career”.

    To use her 8109 condoms (remember, $3000 was Ms. Flukes’ own
    number) she would have to have sex 7 times a day. This number
    presumes that she has sex ten times a day on Sundays when she has
    more free time.
    So, having worked through these numbers, I have some suggestions
    for Ms. Fluke to help her work through her crisis:

    1. Find dates who are gentlemanly enough to either provide
    their own condoms, or at least split the cost with her. Selection
    criteria is the key to this one.
    2. Spend more time studying. Even seven “quickies” a day will
    seriously cut into quality study time. This would not only save
    money but would improve her education as well.
    3. Seek funding from the EPA from one of their Wetlands
    Protection programs – surely Ms. Flukes’ nether regions would
    qualify as wetlands given sex seven times a day.

    Just trying to help out a starving student.
    By the way, the average starting salary of new Georgetown Law


    Georgetown Law School graduates earn on average $160,000 a year, FYI.

    Booth R. Myers, PhD
     
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    Yeah I made this argument 2 weeks ago and confirmed she was a "slut," that or just a liar...

    She spends nearly 900 dollars a year on condoms using Flukes numbers...
     
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    More evidence that nutters are very persistent critters. They keep trying and trying. But just cannot write things that are funny.
     
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    Flucke who???????:confused:
     
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    A bump.....

    I'd don't think we finished her mud bath yet.
     
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    Facts have a longer half life than astroturf lies.
     
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    She never asked for a birth control subsidy, you fool.
     
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    The real joke is that Liberals take this seriously.

    We're not laughing at the story. We're laughing at you.
     
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    I think she used the word "contraception" and that she asked for money.

    What am i missing in the definition of "Subsidy"?
     
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