Flowchart to help choose your religion

[xotoxi]

 

[xotoxi]

My favorite is the path to scientology.

 

[Avatar4321]

So which one did you choose?

 

[AmericanFirst]

My favorite is the path to scientology.

Scientology is a cult.

 

[Warrior102]

According to this chart, I am a Jehovah's Witness.

 

[xotoxi]

So which one did you choose?

I'm still working on the first question.

 

[konradv]

Thought Bhuddism was a religion without a God, not one with many gods!

 

[xotoxi]

According to this chart, I am a Jehovah's Witness.

All you need to do is find some magical underwear and you'll be able to have as many wives as you want!

 

[Warrior102]

According to this chart, I am a Jehovah's Witness.

All you need to do is find some magical underwear and you'll be able to have as many wives as you want!

Yeah - I see that!

 

[California Girl]

Ruh oh. I'm a Mormon.

I knew it!

I have long suspected as much.

 

[Valerie]

Damn, I went straight to being a boring generic Christian.

 

[Truthmatters]

According to this chart, I am a Jehovah's Witness.

you do have some self knowledge, good for you

 

[xotoxi]

Ruh oh. I'm a Mormon.

I knew it!

I have long suspected as much.

Too bad you didn't believe in multiple Gods.


Cuz then you'd be a naturally annoying, bacon-eating polytheist with magical underwear!

 

[Truthmatters]

Thought Bhuddism was a religion without a God, not one with many gods!

we are all gods

 

[Dr.Drock]

So i have to either stay broke or become a scientologist?


DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Douger]

I'm apparently a Muslim Scientologist that loves Hinduism and will likely die a Buddhist.
The only concept I can't get is the underwear movie. The only reason for having underwear is not bathing enough.I was in the shower at five and already dove under my waterfall twice since then.
I need to #2 so after that I'll probably dive in again, in a half hour or so.
I need my coffee again.

 

[xotoxi]

Conclusion: the vast majority of monotheistic vegetarians are muslims.

 

[California Girl]

Ruh oh. I'm a Mormon.

I knew it!

I have long suspected as much.

Too bad you didn't believe in multiple Gods.


Cuz then you'd be a naturally annoying, bacon-eating polytheist with magical underwear!

I'm a tad disappointed.... it's the giving up coffee that will be my undoing with this otherwise fine faith.

 

[masquerade]

Damn, I went straight to being a boring generic Christian.

Yeah ... me too.

 

[amrchaos]

Thought Bhuddism was a religion without a God, not one with many gods!

Some Buddhists use the myths from other religions to help teach moral lessons. They have even traded out some stories of another religions god and placed the buddha in them. Basic Buddhism is much more philosophical based and contemplative with emphasis on understanding its basic truths versus praying to a god.