First Team All Porn-Stache

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    The rules are as follows: It's gotta be a true porn stache, not a fu manchu or handle bar.

    right field: Reggie Jackson[​IMG]
    center field: Luis Polonia[​IMG]
    left field: Barry Bonds[​IMG]
    third base: Mike Schmidt[​IMG]
    shortstop: Robin Yount[​IMG]
    2nd base: Jeff Kent[​IMG]
    first base: Don Mattingly[​IMG]
    Catcher: Ron Karkovice[​IMG]
    Pitcher: Dennis Eckersley[​IMG]
    DH: Juan Gonzalez[​IMG]
     
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    Anyone got any complaints about this list?
     
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    Complaints? No.

    Interesting observation? Yes.

    I notice you posted all pics of players in uniform and in play, except for Bonds. For Bonds, you posted about the most homosexual picture you could have possibly found. It's interesting to note that you're a Giants fan, and obviously a Bonds fan based on other things you've said about him.

    Is there something we should know about you based on the picture of Bonds almost naked?
     
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    :lol::lol::lol::lol:

    I'm not really a fan of Bonds personally. I don't like him. I recognize his talent. But although I'm from San Francisco I'm quite straight. "Homophobic" by several people's definitions. It's just that when I googled images of Barry Bonds to find the best porn stache, that image was the most hilarious. I belly laughed when I saw it.
     
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    Nobody....but NOBODY....can beat out the Rollie Fingers.

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    He doesn't qualify. He's got a handlebar, not a porn stache
     
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    I think Boggs beats out Schmidt at 3rd.
     
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    A worthy candidate, but you gotta post a picture!
    Plus Schmidt's a better player!
     
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    I thought it was just about the stache? You never mentioned player ability.

    Here he is with Mattingly:

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    That's a better stache than Schmidty. I think it looks more porno, too.
     
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    They all look like Klansmen. Except the black guys of course...
     

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