First shipment of thoughts and prayers for school shooting victims arrive in Florida

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    It’s all better in Florida now after a much needed vital shipment of thoughts and prayers arrived in Parkland following today’s mass shooting.

    “Yeah, we’re crating up the thoughts and prayers from the Vegas shooting to ship them. We usually just keep them on the road, it makes it much easier because each time we warehouse the thoughts and prayers we immediately have to load up again and it was getting way too expensive.”


    First shipment of thoughts and prayers for school shooting victims arrive in Florida - The Rochdale Herald
     
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    Along with a new set of "Gun-Free Zone" signs.
     

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