First Ammendment Elasticity

[dmp]

My wife swears by atkins, my wife also swore at atkins. This is a diet that requires a lot of discipline. But heart issues? First I heard of em.

I still bet on the disclaimers in the near future.

I've read health mags citing studies on how atkins diet folk have healther hearts, on average, than non-atkins dieters. Heart problems are not caused by going on the Atkins diet.

 

[Abbey Normal]

Ha! We're all dying a little every day. Happy New Year!

 

[Nienna]

My wife swears by atkins, my wife also swore at atkins. This is a diet that requires a lot of discipline. But heart issues? First I heard of em.

I still bet on the disclaimers in the near future.

I tried an Atkins-type diet a long time ago. NOT good. I am hypoglycemic, and this diet left me extremely dizzy, nauseated, and disoriented. I can see how that type of reaction could affect the heart.

 

[Nienna]

Same here, Peg. Man it pisses women off I can eat whatever I want, as much as I want, and never gain a lb...

The problem doesn't lie in eating as much as you want... the problem lies in WANTING more than you need.

 

[Mr. P]

Ha! We're all dying a little every day. Happy New Year!

Yup.

And the number one cause of death is?..................BIRTH.

A Mr. P Original.

 

[Mr. P]

The problem doesn't lie in eating as much as you want... the problem lies in WANTING more than you need.

Don’t go socialist on us with that From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs stuff.

 

[Abbey Normal]

Yup.

And the number one cause of death is?..................BIRTH.

A Mr. P Original.

Well, I can't argue with that!

 

[Emmett]

Having had absolutely NO input about my own conception, I Emmett hereby declare that I am not responsible for a damn thing I do while here.


What the hell is the Atkins diet anyway?