First aid for choking

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    A woman sitting in an Adelaide restaurant suddenly began to cough. After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress, and two locals, Wally and Brian sitting at the next table turned to look at her.

    "Ken ya swaller?" asked Wally

    The woman signalled 'No!' desperately shaking her head.

    "Ken ya breathe?" asked Brian. The woman shook her head 'No!!!'

    With that, Wally walked behind her, lifted up the back of her dress, yanked down her panties and ran his tongue up and down the crack of her bum.

    This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the obstruction flew out of her mouth and she began to breathe again. Wally swaggered back to his table and took a deep swig of his beer.

    Brian said in admiration "Ya know Wally , I'd heard of that bloody Hind Lick Manoeuvre, but that's the first time I ever seen somebody do it!
     
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