Find YOUR pirate name ARRG

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Your pirate name is:

Red Prudentilla Rackham

Passion is a big part of your life, which makes sense for a pirate. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

 

Mine is

Unathorized Website Request (content_filter_denied) - ARRGH!!!

 

Are you a pool playing pirate ?

 

Your pirate name is:
Iron Jack Flint
A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!

 

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My pirate name is:
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Black Grace Rackham
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Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!
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Hey, that's my pirate name!!!

But, since you've already taken it, I'll just use One-Eyed Willy!

 

Captain Jack Black, if you please! ​

 

Fine - I'll take Captain Morgan.

 

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My pirate name is:
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Mad Sam Bonney
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Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!
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