Finally, Someone Has Cleared This Up For Me.

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Mr. P, Nov 13, 2006.

  1. Mr. P
    Offline

    Mr. P Senior Member

    Joined:
    Aug 5, 2004
    Messages:
    11,329
    Thanks Received:
    618
    Trophy Points:
    48
    Location:
    South of the Mason Dixon
    Ratings:
    +618
    .

    For centuries, Hindu women have worn a spot on their foreheads. We have
    always naively thought that it had something to do with their Religion.

    The Indian Embassy in Washington, D.C has recently revealed the true
    story.

    When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union. On
    her wedding night, the husband scratches off the spot to see whether he
    has won a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop or a motel in
    the United States. If not, he must take a job in India answering
    telephones giving technical advice.
     
    • Thank You! Thank You! x 1
  2. Hobbit
    Offline

    Hobbit Senior Member

    Joined:
    Mar 25, 2004
    Messages:
    5,099
    Thanks Received:
    420
    Trophy Points:
    48
    Location:
    Near Atlanta, GA
    Ratings:
    +421
    Lol, now that's...just...wrong...but funny.

    If anybody cares, the real reason they wear those is just as an accessory, like a piece of jewelry. A solid red one signifies marriage, and is essentially the equivalent of a gold band around your finger.
     
  3. Mr. P
    Offline

    Mr. P Senior Member

    Joined:
    Aug 5, 2004
    Messages:
    11,329
    Thanks Received:
    618
    Trophy Points:
    48
    Location:
    South of the Mason Dixon
    Ratings:
    +618
    But Ooooooooooo the truth it tells. :laugh:
     
  4. Said1
    Offline

    Said1 VIP Member

    Joined:
    Jan 26, 2004
    Messages:
    12,087
    Thanks Received:
    937
    Trophy Points:
    83
    Location:
    Somewhere in Ontario
    Ratings:
    +937
    I have a really bad one about certain people not playing hockey because they open up corner stores in all corners, but I won't post it. Not nice.
     
    • Thank You! Thank You! x 1
  5. Abbey Normal
    Offline

    Abbey Normal Senior Member

    Joined:
    Jul 9, 2005
    Messages:
    4,825
    Thanks Received:
    391
    Trophy Points:
    48
    Location:
    Mid-Atlantic region
    Ratings:
    +391
    Was this joke by Joe Biden? :D
     

Share This Page