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Jesus must be spinning in his grave.

He's not in a grave you heathen cur!!! :eusa_naughty:

On the third day he rose again in fulfillment of the scriptures, ascended into heaven and is seated at the right hand of the father! Geesh!
 
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Oh, and he will come again in glory to judge the living and the dead (along with Allie) and his kingdom will have no end.
 
He's not in a grave you heathen cur!!! :eusa_naughty:

On the third day he rose again in fulfillment of the scriptures, ascended into heaven and is seated at the right hand of the father! Geesh!

Quit being so freaking literal. It's bad for your health.
 
george washington and paul bunyan share stories like that too.
 

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