Female/ Male Stereotypes

[Lumpy 1]

Well.. just in case you didn't know....

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Girls always smell good.
Girls take forever to do anything.
Guys are stronger
Guys are better at sports.
Girls have higher gpa’s.
Guys are players.
Guys hate reading.
Girls are spoiled.
Girls are always moody.
Guys always have an I don't care attitude.
Girls try to work out problems while guys take immediate action.
Guys don't get grossed out by scrapes and bruises.
Guys are tough.
Guys are thickheaded.
Girls are associated by the color pink.
Guys are associated with the color blue.
Guys like cars.
Girls like dolls.
Guys become jocks in high school.
Girls become cheerleaders.
Guys take 2 second showers.
Girls take 2 hour showers.
Girls hog the bathroom.
Girls love mirrors.
Guys like hats.
Girls like make-up.
Girls are fussy about there hair.
Guys could care less if there hair fell out.
Girls always have to match.
Guys wear whatever is clean.
Girls work in department stores.
Guys usually work in messy places.
Girls like fashion magazines.
Guys like Car or porn magazines.
Girls are discrete about intimacy.
Guys brag about intimacy.
Girls are better drivers.
Guys have more tickets.
Girls never take chances.
Guys take too many chances.
Girls always talk too much on the phone.
Girls actually use only 5% of whats in their purse everything else is junk.
Guys always lose all arguments against girls.
Girls are nurses.
Guys are doctors.

(I made spelling error changes.. the author of the link.. shezz)

stereotypes of the male and female. not your blog

 

[Madeline]

 

[syrenn]

Girls always smell good.
Not after a long day working in the yard

Girls take forever to do anything.
You dont know me very well do you?

Guys are stronger
Depends on the Guy, a good deal of them i can kick their asses.

Guys are better at sports.
Depends on the sport

Girls have higher gpa’s.
You bet we do!

Guys are players.
Ya should have seem me in my younger days.

Guys hate reading.
Unless they are geeks or nerds. And i love geeks and nerds

Girls are spoiled.
Rotten to the core.

Girls are always moody.
Not as moody as men

Guys always have an I don't care attitude.
tell that to the men on this froum

Girls try to work out problems while guys take immediate action.
You have never seen me in action. It would make you head spin.

Guys don't get grossed out by scrapes and bruises.
I dont get grossed out if a unattached arm or leg is handed to me.

Guys are tough.
Guys are pussies and not as tough as the would like to think

Guys are thickheaded.
Some thinker then others

Girls are associated by the color pink.
I am not a lesbian.

Guys are associated with the color blue.
I am not a guy

Guys like cars.
yeah i know, they like mine.

Girls like dolls.
not as much as men like blow up dolls

Guys become jocks in high school.
only the dumb ones.

Girls become cheerleaders.
Not if they are smart

Guys take 2 second showers.
So that is why they stink!

Girls take 2 hour showers.
only a half an hour

Girls hog the bathroom.
At least they dont piss on the floor

Girls love mirrors.
only when they are 15

Guys like hats.
especially when they start to go bald

Girls like make-up.
Only the expensive make up

Girls are fussy about there hair.
Only because MEN whine about girls hair.

Guys could care less if there hair fell out.
Tell that to the rogaine people

Girls always have to match.
Girls have style

Guys wear whatever is clean.
Or dirty, if nothing is cleaned for them.

Girls work in department stores.
So do men

Guys usually work in messy places.
not if they are gay

Girls like fashion magazines.
only the brainwashed ones

Guys like Car or porn magazines.
good, so do i

Girls are discrete about intimacy.
take a look at the avatar

Guys brag about intimacy.
only the ones how have tiny dicks and need reassurance

Girls are better drivers.
yep

Guys have more tickets.
yep

Girls never take chances.
which is why men are unselfconscious.

Guys take too many chances.
which is why hookers make out so well

Girls always talk too much on the phone.
Because girls actual know how to talk

Girls actually use only 5% of whats in their purse everything else is junk.
How do you know??

Guys always lose all arguments against girls.
only when they are wrong

Girls are nurses.
I have male nurses attend me

Guys are doctors.
I have female doctors

 

[fyrenza]

You're so far beyond this, Lumpy...

It ISN'T Male/Female;

It's how we connect, eh?

The One potentiates the other, eh?

Sort of goes to why we were created, male and female...

 

[martybegan]

Best stereotype meme EVER

 

[Lumpy 1]

You're so far beyond this, Lumpy...

It ISN'T Male/Female;

It's how we connect, eh?

The One potentiates the other, eh?

Sort of goes to why we were created, male and female...

1) Yes I am...

2) Gals deserve top billing...

3) AAAh.. yes ...

4) Is that a real word?...

5) I like to play with your stuff...

 

[dilloduck]

You're so far beyond this, Lumpy...

It ISN'T Male/Female;

It's how we connect, eh?

The One potentiates the other, eh?

Sort of goes to why we were created, male and female...

1) Yes I am...

2) Gals deserve top billing...

3) AAAh.. yes ...

4) Is that a real word?...

5) I like to play with your stuff...

Look out, dude---Syrenn will kick your ass .

 

[Lumpy 1]

You're so far beyond this, Lumpy...

It ISN'T Male/Female;

It's how we connect, eh?

The One potentiates the other, eh?

Sort of goes to why we were created, male and female...

1) Yes I am...

2) Gals deserve top billing...

3) AAAh.. yes ...

4) Is that a real word?...

5) I like to play with your stuff...

Look out, dude---Syrenn will kick your ass .

I considered that... re-checked her avatar... and... it's for the team...

 

[dilloduck]

1) Yes I am...

2) Gals deserve top billing...

3) AAAh.. yes ...

4) Is that a real word?...

5) I like to play with your stuff...

Look out, dude---Syrenn will kick your ass .

I considered that... re-checked her avatar... and... it's for the team...

You a brave man-----can't wait to see what the Saturday night stim talk is about

 

[Sherry]

Lumpy is stirring the pot again.

 

[BasicGreatGuy]

The only thing stereotypical about me, is my uniqueness.

I prefer to walk around inside the various inner doors of a lady, instead of insulting her by only seeing her as a stereotypical lady.

 

[dilloduck]

The only thing stereotypical about me, is my uniqueness.

I prefer to walk around inside the various inner doors of a lady, instead of insulting her by only seeing her as a stereotypical lady.

are doors the same as lips ?

 

[BasicGreatGuy]

The only thing stereotypical about me, is my uniqueness.

I prefer to walk around inside the various inner doors of a lady, instead of insulting her by only seeing her as a stereotypical lady.

are doors the same as lips ?

I suppose one could make the argument for such at times. However, I was referring to the heart and soul of a lady. In my opinion, getting to know someone is a wonderful adventure. I believe so much is missed when it comes to interpersonal relationships, because a lot of people are caught up in the stereotypical mindset.

 

[dilloduck]

The only thing stereotypical about me, is my uniqueness.

I prefer to walk around inside the various inner doors of a lady, instead of insulting her by only seeing her as a stereotypical lady.

are doors the same as lips ?

I suppose one could make the argument for such at times. However, I was referring to the heart and soul of a lady. In my opinion, getting to know someone is a wonderful adventure. I believe so much is missed when it comes to interpersonal relationships, because a lot of people are caught up in the stereotypical mindset.

agreed---it's all pretty good if you're brave enough.

 

[Lumpy 1]

The only thing stereotypical about me, is my uniqueness.

I prefer to walk around inside the various inner doors of a lady, instead of insulting her by only seeing her as a stereotypical lady.

are doors the same as lips ?

I suppose one could make the argument for such at times. However, I was referring to the heart and soul of a lady. In my opinion, getting to know someone is a wonderful adventure. I believe so much is missed when it comes to interpersonal relationships, because a lot of people are caught up in the stereotypical mindset.

The Good guys and Bad guys... who has more fun? well Ladies?

 

[fyrenza]

You know what, Lumpy?

It isn't just a STEREOTYPE.

It's how it is,

BUT

in order to be TOLERANT of EVERY FUCKING THANG,

we're not allowed to "notice" how the sexes ARE different,

THAT would mean that God that created us,

Man and Woman

one,

the complement to the other.

GET REAL, dude!

THIS is Real Life, eh?

 

[Lumpy 1]

You know what, Lumpy?

It isn't just a STEREOTYPE.

It's how it is,

BUT

in order to be TOLERANT of EVERY FUCKING THANG,

we're not allowed to "notice" how the sexes ARE different,

THAT would mean that God that created us,

Man and Woman

one,

the complement to the other.

GET REAL, dude!

THIS is Real Life, eh?

How could I argue with that reasoning... can't say I ever have or will..

 

[AquaAthena]

Well.. just in case you didn't know....

--------------------------------

Girls always smell good.
Girls take forever to do anything.
Guys are stronger
Guys are better at sports.
Girls have higher gpa’s.
Guys are players.
Guys hate reading.
Girls are spoiled.
Girls are always moody.
Guys always have an I don't care attitude.
Girls try to work out problems while guys take immediate action.
Guys don't get grossed out by scrapes and bruises.
Guys are tough.
Guys are thickheaded.
Girls are associated by the color pink.
Guys are associated with the color blue.
Guys like cars.
Girls like dolls.
Guys become jocks in high school.
Girls become cheerleaders.
Guys take 2 second showers.
Girls take 2 hour showers.
Girls hog the bathroom.
Girls love mirrors.
Guys like hats.
Girls like make-up.
Girls are fussy about there hair.
Guys could care less if there hair fell out.
Girls always have to match.
Guys wear whatever is clean.
Girls work in department stores.
Guys usually work in messy places.
Girls like fashion magazines.
Guys like Car or porn magazines.
Girls are discrete about intimacy.
Guys brag about intimacy.
Girls are better drivers.
Guys have more tickets.
Girls never take chances.
Guys take too many chances.
Girls always talk too much on the phone.
Girls actually use only 5% of whats in their purse everything else is junk.
Guys always lose all arguments against girls.
Girls are nurses.
Guys are doctors.

(I made spelling error changes.. the author of the link.. shezz)

stereotypes of the male and female. not your blog

I have never been considered stereotypical...

 

[dilloduck]

Well.. just in case you didn't know....

--------------------------------

Girls always smell good.
Girls take forever to do anything.
Guys are stronger
Guys are better at sports.
Girls have higher gpa’s.
Guys are players.
Guys hate reading.
Girls are spoiled.
Girls are always moody.
Guys always have an I don't care attitude.
Girls try to work out problems while guys take immediate action.
Guys don't get grossed out by scrapes and bruises.
Guys are tough.
Guys are thickheaded.
Girls are associated by the color pink.
Guys are associated with the color blue.
Guys like cars.
Girls like dolls.
Guys become jocks in high school.
Girls become cheerleaders.
Guys take 2 second showers.
Girls take 2 hour showers.
Girls hog the bathroom.
Girls love mirrors.
Guys like hats.
Girls like make-up.
Girls are fussy about there hair.
Guys could care less if there hair fell out.
Girls always have to match.
Guys wear whatever is clean.
Girls work in department stores.
Guys usually work in messy places.
Girls like fashion magazines.
Guys like Car or porn magazines.
Girls are discrete about intimacy.
Guys brag about intimacy.
Girls are better drivers.
Guys have more tickets.
Girls never take chances.
Guys take too many chances.
Girls always talk too much on the phone.
Girls actually use only 5% of whats in their purse everything else is junk.
Guys always lose all arguments against girls.
Girls are nurses.
Guys are doctors.

(I made spelling error changes.. the author of the link.. shezz)

stereotypes of the male and female. not your blog

I have never been considered stereotypical...

oh give us a chance

 

[Lumpy 1]

Well.. just in case you didn't know....

--------------------------------

Girls always smell good.
Girls take forever to do anything.
Guys are stronger
Guys are better at sports.
Girls have higher gpa’s.
Guys are players.
Guys hate reading.
Girls are spoiled.
Girls are always moody.
Guys always have an I don't care attitude.
Girls try to work out problems while guys take immediate action.
Guys don't get grossed out by scrapes and bruises.
Guys are tough.
Guys are thickheaded.
Girls are associated by the color pink.
Guys are associated with the color blue.
Guys like cars.
Girls like dolls.
Guys become jocks in high school.
Girls become cheerleaders.
Guys take 2 second showers.
Girls take 2 hour showers.
Girls hog the bathroom.
Girls love mirrors.
Guys like hats.
Girls like make-up.
Girls are fussy about there hair.
Guys could care less if there hair fell out.
Girls always have to match.
Guys wear whatever is clean.
Girls work in department stores.
Guys usually work in messy places.
Girls like fashion magazines.
Guys like Car or porn magazines.
Girls are discrete about intimacy.
Guys brag about intimacy.
Girls are better drivers.
Guys have more tickets.
Girls never take chances.
Guys take too many chances.
Girls always talk too much on the phone.
Girls actually use only 5% of whats in their purse everything else is junk.
Guys always lose all arguments against girls.
Girls are nurses.
Guys are doctors.

(I made spelling error changes.. the author of the link.. shezz)

stereotypes of the male and female. not your blog

I have never been considered stereotypical...

oh give us a chance

After further investigation.. I think she's right...