Female/ Male Prayers

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    FEMALE PRAYER

    Before I lay me down to sleep,
    I pray for a man, who''s not a creep,
    One who''s handsome, smart and strong
    One who loves to listen long,
    One who thinks before he speaks,
    One who''ll call, not wait for weeks.
    I pray he''s gainfully employed,
    When I spend his cash, won''t be annoyed.
    Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
    Massages my back and begs to do more.
    Oh! Send me a man who''ll make love to my mind,
    Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
    I pray that this man will love me to no end,
    And always be my very best friend.
    Amen.

    MALE PRAYER

    I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a fishing boat.
    This doesn't rhyme and I don''t give a shit.
    Amen.
     
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    I just saw this.
    I'm sitting here all by myself laughing. :teeth:
    Of course, it is almost 4am.
     

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