To avoid terrorist infiltration and to assure that the "truth" is desiminated to the US masses, FEMA will perform all future news conferences. At the direction of the buuuush administration, FEMA will call a general news alert and all "real Americans" are instructed to tune in on their radios or televisions so that they can be informed on factual matters that are occurring in the world.
PS: Questions from the viewing audience are not allowed and violators will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.
PS: Questions from the viewing audience are not allowed and violators will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.
