Discussion in 'Conspiracy Theories' started by RadiomanATL, Oct 2, 2010.
Three licks my ass....
Anyone with a mind of their own could see that the core was already weakened significantly after lick one, and should have easily dissolved on lick two.
Its Bush's fault.
Well, everyone knows that the Tootsie Pop core was constructed with built in explosive rebar. When the core was detonated, it weakened the candy shell to the point that Mr. Owl was able to defeat it in 3 licks.
No way a tongue crashing into the outer shell could have caused this damage by itself.
And what about the M&Ms?
Why did those fuckers melt???
If you watch the video, it is undeniable.
Loose change, brother...
No, Super nano termites.
They ate the cardboard stick, and weakened the pop from within.
Oh yeah, thats right.
That's right, FEMA has been deceiving us about them too.
"Not in your hand", my ass.
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