Rauf: If we move the mosque or do not get what we want, there will be violence. Cornholio: Are you threatening me? Rauf: Well, there could be violence... Cornholio: "You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole!" Rauf: Violence is all we know... Cornholio: "I am Cornholio! You have awakened my bunghole, and now you must pay! The streets will flow with the blood of the nonbelievers!" Rauf: Hey, that is my line... Cornholio: "You must prepare meats for the Almighty Bunghole!" Rauf: Wait, we are the ones making demands here! Cornholio: "Do not underestimate the power of the Almighty Bunghole! You cannot escape the Almighty Bunghole! Run as you may, you cannot escape!" Rauf: Wait, we are the ones threatening violence here! Cornholio: "Are you threatening me? I don't need hall pass! I need oleo for my bunghole!" Rauf: What? I... Cornholio: # "I am Cornholio, guardian of the Great Bunghole! You must give me your candy! I need rollios for my bunghole!" Rauf: forget it, we cannot win against such superior wisdom and negotiating skill... See? with the right spokesperson, we can win the issue against the 8th century throwbacks.