Feisal Abdul Rauf vs Cornholio

[Philobeado]

Rauf: If we move the mosque or do not get what we want, there will be violence.

Cornholio: Are you threatening me?

Rauf: Well, there could be violence...

Cornholio: "You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole!"

Rauf: Violence is all we know...

Cornholio: "I am Cornholio! You have awakened my bunghole, and now you must pay! The streets will flow with the blood of the nonbelievers!"

Rauf: Hey, that is my line...

Cornholio: "You must prepare meats for the Almighty Bunghole!"

Rauf: Wait, we are the ones making demands here!

Cornholio: "Do not underestimate the power of the Almighty Bunghole! You cannot escape the Almighty Bunghole! Run as you may, you cannot escape!"

Rauf: Wait, we are the ones threatening violence here!

Cornholio: "Are you threatening me? I don't need hall pass! I need oleo for my bunghole!"

Rauf: What? I...

Cornholio: # "I am Cornholio, guardian of the Great Bunghole! You must give me your candy! I need rollios for my bunghole!"

Rauf: forget it, we cannot win against such superior wisdom and negotiating skill...

See? with the right spokesperson, we can win the issue against the 8th century throwbacks.

 

[Mr.Fitnah]

 

[loosecannon]

WTFio?

I could swear both sides were equally cornholioed and bungholioed.

Must be a gay religious extremist thingeo.

Good thing God wants no part of this crappio.