Feds must stop writing gibberish under new law

[DaGoose]

Who can be against this?

That's right: Pursuant to regulations promulgated thereunder and commencing in accordance with a statute signed herein by President Barack Obama, the government shall be precluded from writing the pompous gibberish heretofore evidenced, to the extent practicable.

So expect fewer statements like this:

"Before an individual can be determined eligible for Disaster Unemployment Assistance, it must be established that the individual is not eligible for regular unemployment insurance benefits."

And more like this:

"You can get financial help from Disaster Unemployment Assistance if your job was lost or interrupted as a direct result of a major disaster declared by the president of the United States."

Instead of this advice:

"Timely preparation, including structural and non-structural mitigation measures to avoid the impacts of severe winter weather, can avert heavy personal, business and government expenditures. Experts agree that the following measures can be effective in dealing with the challenges of severe winter weather."

Expect more like this advice:

"Severe winter weather can be extremely dangerous. Consider these safety tips to protect your property and yourself."

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110519/ap_on_re_us/us_no_more_gobbledygook

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[Oddball]

Look for them to ignore this edict when applied to the stupid legislation they write, which more often than not ends up doing the opposite of its title.

 

[Mr.Nick]

Read the Work Opportunity Tax Credit (WOTC)...

Thats a fine piece of work, its nothing but discrimination and gibberish.