FBI raided Cohen's office to get a peak at his "innovative and thorough" legal work

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ā€˜This Man Is A True Professional And Master Of The Craft,ā€™ Say Authorities

NEW YORKā€”Admitting they could not deny themselves a chance to glimpse a genius in action, FBI officials confirmed they raided the office of President Trumpā€™s longtime lawyer Michael Cohen Monday so they could develop a deeper appreciation of his masterful legal work.

ā€œYesterday afternoon, federal agents confiscated thousands of documents from Mr. Cohen in order to develop a better understanding of this consummate authority on the law by witnessing firsthand his subtle interpretive powers as an attorney,ā€ said agency spokesperson Laura Milford, who added that the FBI immediately pored over Cohenā€™s meticulous, well-reasoned legal briefs, hoping to observe how the mind of such a great and conscientious professional operates.

ā€œIt has been stunning to witness how he handles the presidentā€™s legal matters with both a commanding knowledge of the justice system and a passionate respect for the philosophical intricacies of jurisprudence. We couldnā€™t help but obtain a warrant to remove these papers and see what might be learned from the endeavors of such a highly principled individual.ā€

The raid follows a similar operation conducted last year at Paul Manafortā€™s home, where the FBI seized material they hoped would allow them to see how a profound champion of global democracy goes about his work.​

https://politics.theonion.com/fbi-raids-michael-cohen-s-office-to-get-closer-look-at-1825151366

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