Favorite Thread-Killers

[Tom Clancy]

Only if s/he's handy with my .50 cal.

I'm sure he/she is.. after all, she is a Tranny.

Qualified Marksman, eh?

He/She better show some Papers saying he/she is..

If not, he/she ain't worth it.

 

[eagleseven]

Qualified Marksman, eh?

He/She better show some Papers saying he/she is..

If not, he/she ain't worth it.

I'll have to check, next time

 

[Yurt]

hi, i'm xotoxi

 

[eagleseven]

hi, i'm xotoxi

 

[JBeukema]

Ask Samson.



I have diverse tastes

You like getting a Hummer from the Tranny don't you E7?

Only if s/he's handy with my .50 cal.

Neanderthal

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[eots]

They can when used properly.

For example:

I do love the smell of of a nice fresh piece of tuna

 

[Madeline]

Irrelevant insults. In a convo about, say, pretty clouds, the plantive cry that "you liberal faggots should love clouds; that's where your heads always are", etc.

Either that, or a great gif:

 

[Big Fitz]

That gif makes George Lucas and Michael Bey cry.

 

[xotoxi]

Whenever Gunny has a "Fuck Y'all" rant thread, I like to post this video:

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPPj6viIBmU"]YouTube - Star Wars Kid[/ame]

It's not really a thread killer...but it usually induces Gunny into telling me to "BRING IT".

 

[Madeline]

For some reason, I cannot play videos on USMB anymore...I have to search for them on their original sites. I could when I first joined; I dunno what might have happened. But anyway, as a result, for me the gif rules.

 

[Sarah G]

A pig dressed like Elvis... Very creative.

 

[Colin]

You gotta have balls to wear something like that!

 

[Dis]

There are certain things that have an uncanny ability to halt threads in their tracks.

What are your favorite thread-killers?

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For example, mine is homosexual erotica.

There is absolutely NOTHING erotic about that.

 

[strollingbones]

yall really make me miss octo porn

shirtless men ....thread killer for me

 

[Madeline]

 

[Ringel05]

 

[ABikerSailor]

Personally, I think the best thread killer is Cameltoe Elvis.

And yes..........it DOES take balls to dress like that, because if you're smooth as a Ken doll, you won't get a cameltoe, no matter how tight your jumpsuit is!