Favorite lines from Seinfeld

[manifold]

First of all, let's establish that anyone that doesn't acknowledge Seinfeld as the best sitcom of all time is a fucking retard. By it's fifth season it had dethroned Cheers and never looked back. But enough about fucking retards and pointless sidebars added to keep this in the flame zone...

What is your favorite line from Seinfeld?

Mine is very short and it belongs to George: "No complaints"

 

[Mad Scientist]

"It was cold outside! There was shrinkage!"

 

[BrianH]

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My favorite. The last part.

 

[xsited1]

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[Dis]

Well, if I'm a retard, you're just simple-minded.

Pfft.

 

[michiganFats]

Kramer 2 minutes after "the contest" started......."I'm Out !!"

 

[Xenophon]

We aern't gay...not that there is anything wrong with that.

 

[strollingbones]

SERENITY NOW....georges father

 

[jillian]

He was spongeworthy

 

[Anguille]

We are trying to run a civilisation here.

 

[random3434]

Frank Costanza: Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way.

Cosmo Kramer: What happened to the doll?

Frank Costanza: It was destroyed. But out of that a new holiday was born: a Festivus for the rest of us!

 

[manifold]

SERENITY NOW....georges father

Hootchiemama Hootchiemama!

 

[Anguille]

Seinfeld really wasn't a very funny show, come to think of it.

 

[Gunny]

Seinfeld really wasn't a very funny show, come to think of it.

Neither was Cheers.

And this thread belongs in the LAME Zone, not Flame Zone.

 

[manifold]

Seinfeld really wasn't a very funny show, come to think of it.

 

[manifold]

Seinfeld really wasn't a very funny show, come to think of it.

Neither was Cheers.

And this thread belongs in the LAME Zone, not Flame Zone.

From the guy who thinks Hee Haw was comedy genius.

 

[Anguille]

Seinfeld really wasn't a very funny show, come to think of it.

Neither was Cheers.

That was hardly better.

 

[Gunny]

Seinfeld really wasn't a very funny show, come to think of it.

Neither was Cheers.

And this thread belongs in the LAME Zone, not Flame Zone.

From the guy who thinks Hee Haw was comedy genius.

Not quite.

 

[manifold]

I expected Dis and Gunny to quickly earn their fucking retard credentials, but Angi? That one surprises me.

 

[Gunny]

I expected Dis and Gunny to quickly earn their fucking retard credentials, but Angi? That one surprises me.

What's to earn? I don't watch sitcoms and haven't for DECADES. Repetitious and boring.