Father's Day Next Week, what they taught us...

HaShev

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Well Father's day is around the corner and many might ask,
'Michael, who influenced you the most in life?'
Well my Father of course.
My Father Taught me everything.

He taught me time travel-
"You better stop horsing around and go to sleep mister or I'm gona knock you into the middle of next week"

He taught me the science of how things work-
"it just does, that's why"

He believed in my being the anointed one from my earliest days-
"Christ, what's wrong with you, why the hell did you do that?"

He taught me the value of money and the risk of finances-
"you better eat your veggies or no allowance young man"

He taught me how to get involved with the community and civil duty-
"OK now this is how you get out of Jury duty, don't register to vote"

He taught me how to pick a good woman-
"don't marry anyone like your mom"

He taught me the meaning of life at an early age-
"this is how you potty"

He taught me how to fend for myself-
"Young man you're grounded, stay in your room."

Generally he taught me to be a man-
"be a Mensch!"

So next week have a
Happy Father's day to all you Fathers!
 
Happy Father's day...
Does anyone know who the church is calling The Father, and why no name?
Answer: because when forming a one world religion, you do not want to insult all the cultures you are force converting to your Baal worship.
 

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