Fat Southerners

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Blacks are like 11% of the entire US population.

Republicans are 90% white.

Houston is the fattest city in the US.

And in comes the sprinkle of Liberal brilliance from the Board Bigot.

Thanks asswipe. This adds a lot to the discussion.

BTW - from where do you hail?
 
Sewers are what makes civilization possible

Ed Norton is GOD

Art Carney is a comedic genius

Comedic genius - yes. I agree.
But the icon of a sewer cleaning idiot character - not so sure.
Whatever floats your boat bud.
By the way, since your ragging on Southerner's, where, do tell, do you hail from?


He's not ragging on Southerners, just pointing out that they (in general) tend to be larger than those in other regions.

Nothing to be ashamed of.

You'd think that blubber would be more natural in colder climates.:confused:
 
Blacks are like 11% of the entire US population.

Republicans are 90% white.

Houston is the fattest city in the US.

And in comes the sprinkle of Liberal brilliance from the Board Bigot.

Thanks asswipe. This adds a lot to the discussion.

BTW - from where do you hail?

rdean is from Oz.

Yeah - I see. I also see the Liberal bigots, in addition to their hate for women, are now attacking obese people.

Very enlightening.
 
Ed Norton (Art Carney) is dead. The only thing "chiseled" regarding him is his headstone.

If that's who you aspire to be - a sewer employee, brain dead, idiotic, -go for it pal.

Sewers are what makes civilization possible

Ed Norton is GOD

Art Carney is a comedic genius

Comedic genius - yes. I agree.
But the icon of a sewer cleaning idiot character - not so sure.
Whatever floats your boat bud.
By the way, since your ragging on Southerner's, where, do tell, do you hail from?

Nothing wrong with southerners being fat...it is part of the culture

I was hanging out at the Piggly Wiggly last week and really got an appreciation of southern culinary habits. Did you know that you can serve grits with anything?
 
That's because they can't afford the healthy foods.
A High Price for Healthy Food - NYTimes.com
Southerners also eat more fried foods.

Do you know how fuckin' hot it is down here? Who the hell wants to go outside and exercise!?

Plus, the food is delicious! Fatty, sure, but nothing beats pulled pork!

Oh, and everything is a ginormous suburb where nobody walks.

Fat! Fat! Fat!

Bingo! Bingo! Bingo!

It is FUCKING HOT, and mostly FLAT except for Fire Ant Mounds.

Contrast with Colorado (the lowest obesity%)

At more than a mile up, it's difficult to MOVE without excersizing, and then 50% of the time, it is UPHILL.

But almost all the time the humidity < 50%, and temps are 35-75 F

Not sure what part of the South you are referring to, but I can assure you, my part of Tennessee is NOT flat by any means :lol:
 
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Put down that Moon Pie!

Southerners, poor have highest rates of obesity - USATODAY.com

The South still has the highest percentage of people who are too heavy. Nine of the 10 states with the highest obesity rates are in the South, the report says.

Mississippi continues to be the state with the highest level of obesity at 34.4%; Colorado has the lowest rate at 19.8%

The South may be the hardest hit by obesity because of high rates of poverty and a traditional diet that is unhealthy, Levi says.



Top 10 Fattest States

1. Mississippi (34.4%)
2. Alabama (32.3%)
3. West Virginia (32.2%)
4. Tennessee (31.9%)
5. Louisiana (31.6%)
6. Kentucky (31.5%)
7. Oklahoma (31.4%)
8. South Carolina (30.9%)
9. Arkansas (30.6%)
10. Michigan (30.5%)

You seem to always have a problem with Southerners. Did a Southern Boy kick your ass?:lol:
 
Sewers are what makes civilization possible

Ed Norton is GOD

Art Carney is a comedic genius

Comedic genius - yes. I agree.
But the icon of a sewer cleaning idiot character - not so sure.
Whatever floats your boat bud.
By the way, since your ragging on Southerner's, where, do tell, do you hail from?

Nothing wrong with southerners being fat...it is part of the culture

I was hanging out at the Piggly Wiggly last week and really got an appreciation of southern culinary habits. Did you know that you can serve grits with anything?

You didn't answer the query where do you hail from/call home.
 
I was just in Chatanooga a couple of weeks ago and did notice a lot more fatties than I'm used to seeing around the home base.

Yeah I know.
Those "hotties" in New Jersey, where your home base is, can't be matched.


Freaking idiot.....

Nice try there champ but home base is not New Jersey.

And why are you getting all defensive about the size of some people in some regions?

Where is it Champ?
 
Comedic genius - yes. I agree.
But the icon of a sewer cleaning idiot character - not so sure.
Whatever floats your boat bud.
By the way, since your ragging on Southerner's, where, do tell, do you hail from?

Nothing wrong with southerners being fat...it is part of the culture

I was hanging out at the Piggly Wiggly last week and really got an appreciation of southern culinary habits. Did you know that you can serve grits with anything?

You didn't answer the query where do you hail from/call home.

Reading not one of your strong points?

You want to know my location? Try the sewer
 
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FUCK YOU BIATCH!!

They can have my Moonpie and RC cola when they pry it from my cold dead hands!!
Chances are there will be an EMT on hand and the last word you hear before they pry the Moon Pie and RC away will be "Clear!"

Southeners are to polite for that.

The last words I'd hear are; You mind if I finish that off for yall?
And here I always thought the last words you heard or said might be "Hey fellas! Watch this!"
 
The fact that in America those living in 'poverty' can still manage to overeat should tell you something.

It should tell you that poverty is relative. And relative to the rest of the world, we ain't got none.

It also tells me that a whole lot of poor people don't know how to cook or are too lazy to do it, and choose instead to super size it.

Regardless, they're obviously not going hungry now are they?

Now compare that to the impoverished peoples of Africa and Asia.
It's hard to tell. Are you bragging or complaining?
 
Put down that Moon Pie!

Southerners, poor have highest rates of obesity - USATODAY.com

The South still has the highest percentage of people who are too heavy. Nine of the 10 states with the highest obesity rates are in the South, the report says.

Mississippi continues to be the state with the highest level of obesity at 34.4%; Colorado has the lowest rate at 19.8%

The South may be the hardest hit by obesity because of high rates of poverty and a traditional diet that is unhealthy, Levi says.




Top 10 Fattest States

1. Mississippi (34.4%)
2. Alabama (32.3%)
3. West Virginia (32.2%)
4. Tennessee (31.9%)
5. Louisiana (31.6%)
6. Kentucky (31.5%)
7. Oklahoma (31.4%)
8. South Carolina (30.9%)
9. Arkansas (30.6%)
10. Michigan (30.5%)

they still have depression from losing the Civil War.
 
Where is NC on the fat scale? Isn't that home to Crispy Cremes?
Aren't they out of business? At least the grocers that distributed them around here are not stocking their donuts any more. Not that it was a great loss. Arguably, the best donuts are from small, Mom and Pop operations that have been in a community for years. L&B right here or Oram's in Beaver Falls.
 
Favorite southern chefs

Earl Peyroux (best show ever was the turducken show) and Justin Wilson, but I also liked Nathalie Dupree as well despite her being a liberal kinda rino. Food supercedes politics, lol.
 
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Now I have to say, I had never witnessed a squash being turned into a pie with a quizzillion marshmallows on top.

Tasted great. But talk about a sugar high.

But my most fave southern moment came when I made juleps for the first time. Holy toledo!!!!!

Give that rebel yell. Who gives a crap about anything when you down a couple of those babies. Follow the Harpeth!!!

A couple of mint juleps and everyone is screaming "we will rise again".
 

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