dilloduck
Diamond Member
> >
> > An office manager at Walmart was given the task of hiring an
> > individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes
> > he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the
four
> > in and ask
> > them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would
get
> > the job.
> >
> > The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table the
> > interviewer asked, "What is the fastest thing you know of?"
> >
> > Acknowledging the first man on his right, the man replied, "A
> > THOUGHT". It just pops into your head. There's no warning that it's
> > on the way; it's just there. A thought is the fastest thing I know
> > of."
> >
> > "That's very good!" replied the interviewer. "And now you sir?" he
> > asked the second man.
> >
> > "Hmm.... let me see. A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know
> > that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of."
> >
> > "Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye, that's a
> > very popular cliche for speed."
> >
> > He then turned to the third man who was contemplating his reply.
> >
> > "Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the
> > wall there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out
> > across the pasture the light in the barn comes on in less than an
> > instant. Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of."
> >
> > The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought
> > he had found his man. "It's hard to beat the speed of light" he said.
> >
> > Turning to Bubba, the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed the
> > same question.
> >
> > Old Bubba replied, "After hearing the three previous answers, It's
> > obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA."
> >
> > "WHAT!?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response.
> >
> > "Oh I can explain." said Old Bubba. "You see the other day I wasn't
> > feeling so good and I ran for the bathroom. But, before I could
> > THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already shit in my pants.
> > An office manager at Walmart was given the task of hiring an
> > individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes
> > he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the
four
> > in and ask
> > them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would
get
> > the job.
> >
> > The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table the
> > interviewer asked, "What is the fastest thing you know of?"
> >
> > Acknowledging the first man on his right, the man replied, "A
> > THOUGHT". It just pops into your head. There's no warning that it's
> > on the way; it's just there. A thought is the fastest thing I know
> > of."
> >
> > "That's very good!" replied the interviewer. "And now you sir?" he
> > asked the second man.
> >
> > "Hmm.... let me see. A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know
> > that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of."
> >
> > "Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye, that's a
> > very popular cliche for speed."
> >
> > He then turned to the third man who was contemplating his reply.
> >
> > "Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the
> > wall there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out
> > across the pasture the light in the barn comes on in less than an
> > instant. Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of."
> >
> > The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought
> > he had found his man. "It's hard to beat the speed of light" he said.
> >
> > Turning to Bubba, the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed the
> > same question.
> >
> > Old Bubba replied, "After hearing the three previous answers, It's
> > obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA."
> >
> > "WHAT!?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response.
> >
> > "Oh I can explain." said Old Bubba. "You see the other day I wasn't
> > feeling so good and I ran for the bathroom. But, before I could
> > THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already shit in my pants.
