Fantasy Footwear

[ConHog]

It's better than saying that you want to sniff her thongs.

Why would it be better?
(Are you still using that bicycle seat?)

Because that could be misinterpreted for something other than footwear.

How do I umm put this delicately???

Oh I know, you Sherry, have one flip flop, I assume anyway unless you're a freak in which case pictures please? , and you sometimes cover this flip flop with a thong.

 

[Big Fitz]