Famous Relatives.

[Graybeard]

It seems everyone has a famous relative. Who sits in your family tree?
I'll start, Paul Newman and my grandmother are/were cousins.

 

[Jon]

Nathan Bedford Forrest
Loretta Lynn

 

[Midnight Marauder]

William Marion Dalton.

 

[Terry]

I can offer no proof only what the story my great grand mother told me. President Zachary Taylor

 

[Midnight Marauder]

I can offer no proof only what the story my great grand mother told me. President Zachary Taylor

Can't be. His butt looks zachary like his face, yours don't!

 

[Terry]

I can offer no proof only what the story my great grand mother told me. President Zachary Taylor

Can't be. His butt looks zachary like his face, yours don't!

HUH?

Apparently the story goes like this:

Zack had a cousin, who wasn't a good guy, was accused of murder but no proof or it was hushed because of the possible scandal. He was sent away and was told never to show his face, any reference to him was deleted so...LOL Every child he had, grandchild, and so on even into my my parents brother's and sisters were named after presidents..It was his way of shooting the bird at them.

 

[Midnight Marauder]

I can offer no proof only what the story my great grand mother told me. President Zachary Taylor

Can't be. His butt looks zachary like his face, yours don't!

HUH?

It was just a little joke hun. Do you not know the one about the spinster who visited the Chinese doctor to find out why no one would marry her? He said "You have bad case of zachary. Your butt look zachary like your face!"

Apparently the story goes like this:

Zack had a cousin, who wasn't a good guy, was accused of murder but no proof or it was hushed because of the possible scandal. He was sent away and was told never to show his face, any reference to him was deleted so...LOL Every child he had, grandchild, and so on even into my my parents brother's and sisters were named after presidents..It was his way of shooting the bird at them.

Anything's possible!

 

[Terry]

I've never heard that joke. LOL

 

[Meister]

Bloody Bill Anderson

 

[JW Frogen]

Dionysus.

 

[elvis]

Frank Lloyd Wright.

 

[Luissa]

steve largent

 

[Luissa]

my brothers are also first or second cousins with the latest Marlboro man or the one before the latest if they got a new one recently.

 

[Bootneck]

My uncle Bill. He was once famous in his own lunchtime.

 

[Zoom-boing]

No one specific.

But my grandfather was the first person to enlist in the Army in Philadelphia during WWI.

 

[Sunni Man]

Martin Luther (not King) on my mothers side

 

[chanel]

Do Thanksgiving dinners with Jeffrey Dahmer count?

 

[Graybeard]

Do Thanksgiving dinners with Jeffrey Dahmer count?

Seems you were lucky you weren't the main course.

 

[alan1]

Do Thanksgiving dinners with Jeffrey Dahmer count?

Did he give you the cold shoulder?

 

[Graybeard]

Do Thanksgiving dinners with Jeffrey Dahmer count?

Did he give you the cold shoulder?

Dude...you ain't right.