Fallen bridge

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    A blond and her blond boyfriend went for a walk along the river.

    The blond walked across alone on a wooden bridge. After crossing the river, the bridge fell down.

    She called across to her blond boyfriend telling him that she couldn't get back.

    He yelled in response, "Wait until dark, and I will shine my flash light across the river. Get on the light beam and walk back."

    She replied, "No, I'll get half way across the river, and you will turn the light off on me!"
     
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    Two Words


    A prince had a curse put on him when he was a little boy. He could only speak two words every year. But, if he didn't speak for a whole year, he would then be able to speak 4 words the next year and so on.

    One day he met a princess named Josie and he wanted to say "My Princess".

    The next year he saw her he wanted to say "My princess, i love you".

    The third year he saw her he wanted to say "My princess I love you, will you marry me?" But, the young prince, now growing older knew he would have to wait a couple more years.

    So, on the fifth year, excited to finally present his question, he visited the princess.

    He approached her respectfully and asked, "JOSIE, MY PRINCESS, I LOVE YOU. WILL YOU MARRY ME?"

    And the princess said, "Pardon?"
     

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