Fabulous News for ME!!!

[xotoxi]

I was just notified that i have been awarded $500,000!!!

Yippee!!!

undp scheme 2010.
14/12/2010.

This is to notify you that you have been appointed as one of the recipients of a cash grant/donation for your personal and community development.you were selected among the beneficiaries to receive the sum of us$500,000.00 as developmental aid from the un foundation.please contact.undp secertary-mrs.shannon maris on this email: [email protected] , tel:+447024019857 regards,

chairman grant programme,
helen troy

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[goldcatt]

Wow, and all I got was this lousy Nigerian prince. I'm so jealous!

 

[Trajan]

I was just notified that i have been awarded $500,000!!!

Yippee!!!

undp scheme 2010.
14/12/2010.

This is to notify you that you have been appointed as one of the recipients of a cash grant/donation for your personal and community development.you were selected among the beneficiaries to receive the sum of us$500,000.00 as developmental aid from the un foundation.please contact.undp secertary-mrs.shannon maris on this email: [email protected] , tel:+447024019857 regards,

chairman grant programme,
helen troy

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I'd help you out but I am still counting my money form the last Nigerian grand poobah who needed me post cash so LLoyd's would release his fortune...

 

[Paulie]

Awwww DUDE!!

If it requires you to wire transfer a sum of money, I will throw in on it with you and split that 500 g's!

Let me know how much you need from me, and I'll PM you my credit card info.

 

[AquaAthena]

Wow, and all I got was this lousy Nigerian prince. I'm so jealous!

You too????

 

[xotoxi]

The good thing is, this isn't a Nigerian scam.

It's an Australian sca-...uh...notification.

 

[Samson]

The good thing is, this isn't a Nigerian scam.

It's an Australian sca-...uh...notification.

Are you sure it didn't come from Obamastimulous.com

 

[xotoxi]

The good thing is, this isn't a Nigerian scam.

It's an Australian sca-...uh...notification.

Are you sure it didn't come from Obamastimulous.com

It came from Helen Troy [[email protected]]

WAIT A MINUTE!!!

Helen...Troy...Trojans...TROJAN HORSE!!!

OH SHIT!!! I SHOULDN'T HAVE CLICKED THAT .exe FILE!!!

 

[Paulie]

I responded to one of these a couple weeks ago, anyway. So I don't really have to be jealous because my money be comin any day now!

I already quit my job and told my boss how much of a fuck he is and also left my girlfriend, and ghost rode my pathetic middle class car into the bay.

Fuck it all anyway! I'm about to be fuckin RICH!!

 

[xotoxi]

Good.

It came from this lady:

Shoalhaven District Memorial Hospital - Physiotherapy

 

[xotoxi]

I responded to one of these a couple weeks ago, anyway. So I don't really have to be jealous because my money be comin any day now!

I already quit my job and told my boss how much of a fuck he is and also left my girlfriend, and ghost rode my pathetic middle class car into the bay.

Fuck it all anyway! I'm about to be fuckin RICH!!

You'll be as rich as Cliff Lee...but you won't have to work as hard.

 

[Paulie]

I responded to one of these a couple weeks ago, anyway. So I don't really have to be jealous because my money be comin any day now!

I already quit my job and told my boss how much of a fuck he is and also left my girlfriend, and ghost rode my pathetic middle class car into the bay.

Fuck it all anyway! I'm about to be fuckin RICH!!

You'll be as rich as Cliff Lee...but you won't have to work as hard.

I was thinking about taking my winnings and just giving them to Cliff Lee to see if I could buy him to be my own personal pitcher.

I could rent him out to various teams in the league and make a business out of it.

 

[xotoxi]

I responded to one of these a couple weeks ago, anyway. So I don't really have to be jealous because my money be comin any day now!

I already quit my job and told my boss how much of a fuck he is and also left my girlfriend, and ghost rode my pathetic middle class car into the bay.

Fuck it all anyway! I'm about to be fuckin RICH!!

You'll be as rich as Cliff Lee...but you won't have to work as hard.

I was thinking about taking my winnings and just giving them to Cliff Lee to see if I could buy him to be my own personal pitcher.

I could rent him out to various teams in the league and make a business out of it.

Better yet...make him the designated pitcher for your Men's Slow Pitch Softball team!

Finally, you might be able to lead Joe's Pizza to the league crown and knock off Mufflers R Us from their three year hold on the championship.

 

[Paulie]

You'll be as rich as Cliff Lee...but you won't have to work as hard.

I was thinking about taking my winnings and just giving them to Cliff Lee to see if I could buy him to be my own personal pitcher.

I could rent him out to various teams in the league and make a business out of it.

Better yet...make him the designated pitcher for your Men's Slow Pitch Softball team!

Finally, you might be able to lead Joe's Pizza to the league crown and knock off Mufflers R Us from their three year hold on the championship.

Yeah we've been missing that ace arm, too.

I'll send my offer to his agent. Everybody's got a price.

 

[xotoxi]

I was thinking about taking my winnings and just giving them to Cliff Lee to see if I could buy him to be my own personal pitcher.

I could rent him out to various teams in the league and make a business out of it.

Better yet...make him the designated pitcher for your Men's Slow Pitch Softball team!

Finally, you might be able to lead Joe's Pizza to the league crown and knock off Mufflers R Us from their three year hold on the championship.

Yeah we've been missing that ace arm, too.

I'll send my offer to his agent. Everybody's got a price.

Speaking of price...what about David Price?

But then there would be too many lefties...nix that idea.

 

[Paulie]

Better yet...make him the designated pitcher for your Men's Slow Pitch Softball team!

Finally, you might be able to lead Joe's Pizza to the league crown and knock off Mufflers R Us from their three year hold on the championship.

Yeah we've been missing that ace arm, too.

I'll send my offer to his agent. Everybody's got a price.

Speaking of price...what about David Price?

But then there would be too many lefties...nix that idea.

Until Price feels confident in a 2nd pitch, I'm not comfortable taking the risk on him. The Mufflers R Us lineup would tear him up.

 

[DiveCon]

Good.

It came from this lady:

Shoalhaven District Memorial Hospital - Physiotherapy

LOL i was gonna exclaim that you got an email from Helen of Troy

 

[xotoxi]

Good.

It came from this lady:

Shoalhaven District Memorial Hospital - Physiotherapy

LOL i was gonna exclaim that you got an email from Helen of Troy

I was getting a little frigthened that it was a trojan horse.

But Ms. Troy seems like a nice enough lady.

 

[DiveCon]

i get these things all the time
and the vast variety of nations that have awarded me money is astounding now
used to be just nigeria, now i get them from all over the world

 

[xotoxi]

i get these things all the time
and the vast variety of nations that have awarded me money is astounding now
used to be just nigeria, now i get them from all over the world

You must be a rich man!

In fact, you probably can travel far and wide to dive, and not have to be stuck diving in Merrymeeting Bay.