Fabulous News for ME!!!

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    I was just notified that i have been awarded $500,000!!!

    Yippee!!!

     
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    Wow, and all I got was this lousy Nigerian prince. I'm so jealous!
     
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    Trajan conscientia mille testes

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    I'd help you out but I am still counting my money form the last Nigerian grand poobah who needed me post cash so LLoyd's would release his fortune...
     
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    Awwww DUDE!!

    If it requires you to wire transfer a sum of money, I will throw in on it with you and split that 500 g's!

    Let me know how much you need from me, and I'll PM you my credit card info.
     
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    AquaAthena INTJ/ INFJ

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    You too???? :lol:
     
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    The good thing is, this isn't a Nigerian scam.

    It's an Australian sca-...uh...notification.
     
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    Are you sure it didn't come from Obamastimulous.com
     
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    It came from Helen Troy [Helen.Troy@SESIAHS.HEALTH.NSW.GOV.AU]

    WAIT A MINUTE!!!

    Helen...Troy...Trojans...TROJAN HORSE!!!

    OH SHIT!!! I SHOULDN'T HAVE CLICKED THAT .exe FILE!!!
     
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    I responded to one of these a couple weeks ago, anyway. So I don't really have to be jealous because my money be comin any day now!

    I already quit my job and told my boss how much of a fuck he is and also left my girlfriend, and ghost rode my pathetic middle class car into the bay.

    Fuck it all anyway! I'm about to be fuckin RICH!!
     
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