Extreme Make Over - USMB Edition...

[Mr. P]

Ya, but I can't touch hers at work.

Huh! if you're married you can't touch hers' EITHER! Even at home!

The most powerful two words on earth that changed life as we "knew" it, forever,...are "I DO".

 

[Shattered]

Well, if you all would stop doing stuff wrong....

 

[Bonnie]

If'n yer married, you've already got some.

Don't be greedy.

I like your style

 

[Shattered]

I like your style

They just give me so much material to work with.

 

[Fmr jarhead]

Are you saying guys are easy targets?

 

[Shattered]

Not all.. Just...well, most between the ages of 18 and 80.

 

[Fmr jarhead]

I find women to be fairly easy targets most of the time, myself.....

...and most guys are easy, as well!