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JULY 20--An Indiana couple is facing public indecency charges after they allegedly had sex for 30 minutes Sunday afternoon in a community pool while dozens of witnesses, including children, watched the illicit aquatic action.

Connersville Police Department officers were summoned to the Roberts Park Family Aquatic Center (seen at right) after pool patrons complained to the facility’s manager....

In light of the Helms-Cross coupling, municipal workers added additional chemicals to the pool and recycled its water.

We're Going To Need A Cleanup In Lane Three | The Smoking Gun

 

[random3434]

Hey, it's hot here in Indiana! What did you expect them to do, use a BEDROOM?

 

[Si modo]

"In light of the Helms-Cross coupling, municipal workers added additional chemicals to the pool and recycled its water. "



Good grief.

 

[Liability]

I believe it was W.C. Fields who once said, "Water? Never touch it. Fish fuck in it."

Of course, fish have no other viable option.

 

[C_Clayton_Jones]

In light of the Helms-Cross coupling, municipal workers added additional chemicals to the pool and recycled its water.

Insufficient.

A complete drain and HAZ-MAT scrub-down, followed by fresh water.

And I’d still probably not enter the pool.

 

[xsited1]

Well... Is there a YouTube video of the event?

 

[Ringel05]

JULY 20--An Indiana couple is facing public indecency charges after they allegedly had sex for 30 minutes Sunday afternoon in a community pool while dozens of witnesses, including children, watched the illicit aquatic action.

Connersville Police Department officers were summoned to the Roberts Park Family Aquatic Center (seen at right) after pool patrons complained to the facility’s manager....

In light of the Helms-Cross coupling, municipal workers added additional chemicals to the pool and recycled its water.

We're Going To Need A Cleanup In Lane Three | The Smoking Gun

Hydrochloric acid?

 

[Mr. H.]

I'd say it was 29 minutes of foreplay. Lubrication is lost in water. Either that or the gal is awfully sore this morning.

 

[Grace]

I'm wondering why nobody said anything to them for 30 minutes.

 

[Mr. H.]

While the old folks were going down memory lane, the kids were going to school.

 

[Douger]

I'm wondering why nobody said anything to them for 30 minutes.

Because it took them all that long to stand in the lines at the restrooms so they could spank their monkeys.......or in the famous words of Luissa flick the proverbial bean.

 

[Grace]

You can doubledamn guarantee if I happened to be at the pool that day, I would have loudly stood over them and said "Get your damn prick back in your nasty assed trunks...and you, you skanky ho with no morals or common sense, get your nasty crotch out of the pool. NOW".


I've never been really shy in speaking my mind.

 

[The Infidel]

I'm wondering why nobody said anything to them for 30 minutes.

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While the old folks were going down memory lane, the kids were going to school.

You can doubledamn guarantee if I happened to be at the pool that day, I would have loudly stood over them and said "Get your damn prick back in your nasty assed trunks...and you, you skanky ho with no morals or common sense, get your nasty crotch out of the pool. NOW".


I've never been really shy in speaking my mind.

How do you say that in Hindi???

 

[hortysir]

Well... Is there a YouTube video of the event?

Without video it never happened

 

[Article 15]

You can doubledamn guarantee if I happened to be at the pool that day, I would have loudly stood over them and said "Get your damn prick back in your nasty assed trunks...and you, you skanky ho with no morals or common sense, get your nasty crotch out of the pool. NOW".


I've never been really shy in speaking my mind.

I'm sure they would have told you to shut the fuck up and kept going at it.

 

[Modbert]

If they're willing to screw in a public pool in front of people in the first place, pretty sure someone telling them to stop isn't going to do anything.

 

[Grace]

You can doubledamn guarantee if I happened to be at the pool that day, I would have loudly stood over them and said "Get your damn prick back in your nasty assed trunks...and you, you skanky ho with no morals or common sense, get your nasty crotch out of the pool. NOW".


I've never been really shy in speaking my mind.

I'm sure they would have told you to shut the fuck up and kept going at it.

And I'm pretty sure I would have grabbed the long poled pool cleaner and bonked them both over the head a few times as well as poke around them to make them "split" up, too.
Fact.

 

[hortysir]

If they're willing to screw in a public pool in front of people in the first place, pretty sure someone telling them to stop isn't going to do anything.

Yet nobody captured a 2 minute cell phone video????

 

[Grace]

I was at foster freeze about a year ago. Got out of the house for once and wanted to enjoy a frosty. Behind me were two 20 something year olds. And the place was full of kids eating food and eating their own frosties. The two schmucks behind me were groping, he was licking her boobs, she was giggling, they were tonguing each other and in short...being nasty. Nobody said a word after about 3 minutes. I did. Walked to their table and said loudly that there were children present and if they wanted to play nasty, GO HOME. They got up and left.

Most people would do the same as I did, I would hope.

 

[Douger]

Be polite as if you were at a fine restaurant.
Excuse me sir, is that hole taken