Everyone knows it's windy... Parody

[Midnight Marauder]

Living in a really windy area, and hearing The Association's song on the oldies station one day, I came up with this version:

Trash blowin' out from under a stairway
Flyin' around it's lighter than air
Branches fallin off can give you a deathblow
Everyone knows it's Windy

Walkin around the streets of the city
Skirts blowin' up hats fly thru the air
Whose screen door is stuck up in this tree?
Everyone knows it's Windy

It's Windy the birds can't fly
And dirt gets blown in your eyes
And Wind causes things to fly
Above the clouds (above the clouds)
Above the clouds (above the clouds)

[Flute]

It's Windy the storm doors fly
And smash the glass makes you cry
And Wind makes the papers fly
Above the clouds (above the clouds)
Above the clouds (above the clouds)

We're tripping down the streets of the city
Seeing the trash blow up in the air
Hair flies around you're stuck in the moment
Everyone knows it's Windy

Walkin' around the streets of the city
Skirts blowin' up hats fly thru the air
Whose screen door is stuck up in this tree?
Everyone knows it's Windy
[Repeat And fade]