Every Day, 16 People Die From The Effects Of Gravity In the Home...

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    EO requiring people to crawl on their knees would work.

    Fund a study.
     
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    ban ladders, too...
     
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    Yep, falling has caused a lot of deaths and injuries and numerous safeguards and warnings have been taken, for example steps up and down, railings on stairways, and hundreds of others, even including parachutes. For those things that cause death and disabilties, atttempts are made to minimize the deaths and disabilities. Such is the nature of man.
     
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    private ownership of tall buildings should also be banned...
     
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    At the very least Barry should immediately appoint a Gravity Czar and work with congressional Dims to intro legislation to outlaw assault gravity on a national level and task a dozen or so existing federal agencies with overlapping and redundant oversight responsibilities capable of accomplishing absolutely nothing while burgeoning into a nearly trillion dollar budget expenditure over the next ten years.
     
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    If guns aren't any better at killing things, why have them at all?

    Just use hammers, cars, and gravity.

    It's the same thing, right?
     
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    "Ya' cannot change the Laws of Physics!"

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZS2-4-iUJ4]The Firm - "Star Trekkin'" - ORIGINAL VIDEO - HQ - YouTube[/ame]
     
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    Gravity as defined by some old white guy 300 years ago is infringinging upon my pursuit of happiness. At present my motorhome is confined to the ground by this outdated racist gravity and that interfres with my pursuit of happiness as when I go on vacation I wish to fly.....in my own motorhome.
     
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    Gravity is racist.
     

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