Eurovision 2017

[Tommy Tainant]

Norway. I am speechless. There is a guy wearing an illuminated gimp mask on stage. That is all you need to know.

 

[Tommy Tainant]

Wales up next.
A stunning redhead with the voice of an Angel.

Looks like a winner to me. Pob lwc Lucy Jones.

 

[Tommy Tainant]

Wales up next.
A stunning redhead with the voice of an Angel.

Looks like a winner to me. Pob lwc Lucy Jones.

Cyprus on now. Its tough on these poor buggers having to follow Lucy.

 

[Tommy Tainant]

Hmmm - Romanias entry is a rap/yodelling fusion with added cannons. Google it , I aint lying.

 

[Tommy Tainant]

Ukraine - Commie / Nazi pomp rock shite.

 

[Tommy Tainant]

Belgium are on. Not shit. But she is no Lucy Jones.

 

[Tommy Tainant]

Swedens Justin Timberlake. Crap.

Bulgaria on now. Im off for a crap.

 

[Tommy Tainant]

France on now. Its song about modern society entitled "France is safer than anywhere in the US". Its a toe tapper and no mistake.

 

[Tommy Tainant]

Half way through the voting and it looks like a Portuguese runaway.