Discussion in 'Humor' started by Shattered, Jul 29, 2005.

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    Shattered Guest

    > The Washington Post Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to
    > take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or
    > changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are this year's
    > winners:
    > 1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you
    > realize it was your money to start with.
    > 2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
    > 3. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stop bright
    > ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign
    > of breaking down in the near future.
    > 4. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the
    > subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.
    > 5. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
    > 6. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person
    > who doesn't get it.
    > 7. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
    > 8. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.
    > 9. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)
    > 10.Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these
    > really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's
    > like, a serious bummer.
    > 11. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day
    > consuming only things that are good for you.
    > 12. Glibido: All talk and no action.
    > 13. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when
    > they come at you rapidly.
    > 14. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after
    > you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
    > 15. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your
    > bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
    > 16. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in
    > the fruit you're eating.
    > And the pick of the literature:
    > 17. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an a$$hole.

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