Crackerjack
Too sick for a cure
Compared to the Ohio River, 32 gallons is nothing.The point is that it is a waste of resources chasing down a guy who spilled a little gas in the storm drain while there's much bigger criminals out there.Roman Polanski is a scumbag who will never set foot on American soil again. it's a strawman.
32 gallons isn't a little "spillage", it's purposefully dumping.
I'm not sure why you're dragging intent into this, either. It's probably a strict liability crime.