English blonde

[Colin]

A Russian, an Arab, and a gorgeous
blonde English girl are in the same bar.

When the Russian finishes his beer,
he throws his glass in the air pulls out
his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces.

He says, 'In Russia , our glasses are so
cheap we don't need to drink with the
same one twice.'

The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks
his beer, throws the empty glass into the air,
pulls out his AK-47, and shoots it to pieces.

He says, 'In the Arab World, We have so
much sand to make glasses that we don't
need to drink with the same one twice either.'

The blonde English girl, cool as a cucumber,
picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws
the glass into the air, whips out her 12 bore,
and shoots the Russian and the Arab.

Catching her glass, setting it on the bar,
And calling for a refill, she says,

'In England we have so many illegal immigrants
that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.'

 

[saltshaker]

 

[Colin]

You wouldn't credit it, but this same blonde was driving down
the motorway when her car phone rang. It was her husband,
urgently warning her, “Honey, I just heard on the news that
there’s a car going the wrong way on the M25. Please be careful!”

“It’s not just one car!” replied the blonde. “There’s freaking hundreds
of them!”