Man, is this the end? Really? I had hoped that this day would never come...I enjoyed watching the Sea Shemales chase their tails in the Arctic. I'll really miss some of the women on the Boob Bracer and the Stiff Lichen. A friend that once met the crew told me that the women on board have thick mats of hair under each arm and long legs with gorilla fur....That is soooo sexy Anyway, I'm gonna have to find another source of whale oil now. Baby seal pup just isn't the same when deep fried in that crappy eco-friendly veggie oil. And don't even get me started on having to use pig fat. That is only to be used while curing my dolphin jerky...MMMM...now that is some good eatin'! Hey, maybe there are some good old fashioned tree-hugger-hippies chaining themselves naked to some tree to protect a monkey somewhere; and then we can have another great (action packed) reality show, full of brave environmental terrorists weeping over the death of snail darters. Oh well, Im off to the kitchen to boil up a couple of lobsters and cry in my butter sauce over the end of the whale war. Damned Japanese; they gave up way too early. ~Cheers!