Predictions for 2006 by the end of the year! - Kim Jong Il will have a terrible argument with his gay lover leading to a confrontation in his yard which causes him great embarassment and he will be found laying next to aan empty bottle of mail order loratabs from Canada, dead as a doornail. - Ted Kennedy while out drinking with his lobbyist pals will accept a ride home with a less than discreet female who will wreck her car off a bridge, claw him to death getting out and a large scandal will result. Later the New York Times will release a story describing the incident as a tradgedy but will reveal that it was one of Newt's X-wives. - Barry Bonds will be retained by One-A-Day as their new vitamin pitchman. - I will become the oldest professional walk on baseball player ever in history and break the home run record with out steroids. - Gunny will be asked to serve an interim period as Secretary of defense after Donald Rumsfield resigns under scandal due to a visit to a late night spa in south Georgia is caught on tape by a 13 year old ameteur video recorder. - Ruth Bader Ginsberg will be chosen as the new Clairol Cover Girl. - Gas will drop to under 1.00 gallon - It will be discovered that Rep Jefferson was only holding that money for the United Way. - Hillary Clinton will leave Bill for Nancy Pelosi. - Condelisa Rice will have an affair with Kofi Anon. - Patick Kennedy will be appointed by Jerry Falwell to serve as dean of the Liberty University but will wreck his new Mustang on the way to work the first day bring shame to the organization. - Rush Limbaugh will beat his drug addiction to pain killers and become the new MTV moderator for the top 40 show. - Osama Bin Laden will be found hiding in a Pentecostal Church in Ozark, Al - Hugo Chavez will drown in his Jacuzzi while drunk, drowning away his sorrows when he hears about the fate of Ted Kennedy. - Warrenn Buffet will discover that he didn't have as much money as he thought he did and be discovered panhandling in Austin Texas at the corner of US 280 and I-35.