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    Water and Wine
    To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine ..and to those who don't.

    As Ben Franklin said:
    " In wine there is wisdom,
    in beer there is freedom,
    in water there is bacteria."
    In a number of carefully controlled trials,
    scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli,(E. coli) - bacteria found in feces.
    In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
    However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, gin, rum, whisky or other liquor), because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

    Remember:
    Water = Poop, Wine = Health.
    Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
    than to drink water and be full of shit.
    There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
    I'm doing it as a public service.
     
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    OMG, the pics!!! The sheer stupidity of all of them; makes you wonder what the hell passes for brains in some people.
     

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