Ellen Page drives daggar in to Swim Expert's heart

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    Quite an amazing speech. But I am not a happy camper. :sad:

     
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    I don't think she was going to bonk you anyway.

    just saying.
     
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    Maybe she has the bi gene?
     
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    I'm sorry, SwimExpert. One of my best friends in college had her engagement broken by her fiance who gave her a similar speech. He felt 10 feet tall. She was destroyed. There was nothing I could do to comfort her, although I pointed out that there were many fish in the sea, etc. Her suffering was so great she took a year off college before going back, determined to get over it.
     
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    And the price of tea in China is $3 a cup. Not sure that either are related to each other.
     
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    Oh, I can be quite the charming guy when I'm not trolling on the internets. Ellen was supposed to be my backup in case things with Emma Stone don't go as planned. I guess that puts Zoe Saldana on deck.
     
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    I think she wants you to go fishing.
     
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    Why would her revealing that she’s gay have an impact on your ‘happiness,’ unless of course like others on the right you fear expressions of individual liberty.
     
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    Wow, what a wonderful, passionate, articulate, sincere, mature speech, holy crap. Good for her.

    SwimExpert, Joan Jett did the same thing to me in the 80's!


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    Perhaps if you'd read his posts, and cared not to think the worst of people, you would have understood his humor.
     

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