Election insights

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    Some comic comments regarding the candidates. What makes them funny is that they are substantially true.

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    John Kerry says the 'W' in George W. Bush stands for 'Wrong.' But he
    >still can't explain what John Kerry stands for." --David Letterman
    >
    >John Kerry is keeping a low profile this week. He said he wanted to get
    >away and go someplace where no one would expect to see him. So I guess
    >he showed up at his old seat in the Senate. Nobody's going to look for
    >him there." --Jay Leno
    >
    >"You see the pictures in the paper today of John Kerry windsurfing? He's
    >at his home in Nantucket this week, doing his favorite thing,
    >windsurfing. Even his hobby depends on which way the wind blows." -Jay
    >Leno
    >
    >"Have you folks been following the controversy with John Kerry and his
    >service in Vietnam and the Swift Boat campaign? It all took place in
    >Vietnam and now it just won't go away. I was thinking about this - if
    >John Kerry had just ducked the war like everybody else he wouldn't have
    >this trouble." -David Letterman
    >
    >"There was an embarrassing moment at a recent Democratic fundraiser.
    >When John Kerry was handed a $10 million dollar check, he said, 'I do.'"
    >-Craig Kilborn
    >
    >"John Kerry's wife Teresa Heinz is on the cover of Newsweek magazine
    >this week and they said that if he is elected president, she will be the
    >oldest first lady in American history. But that doesn't bother John
    >Kerry, he said, 'To me, she looks like a million bucks'" -Jay Leno
     

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