Ed and Norma!~

[Sunshine]

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> ED and NORMA
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> Ed and his wife Norma go to the state fair every year,
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> And every year Ed would say,
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> "Norma, I'd like to ride in that helicopter"
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> Norma always replied,
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> "I know Ed , but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks,
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> And fifty bucks is fifty bucks!"
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> One year Ed and Norma went to the fair, and Ed said,
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> "Norma, I'm 75 years old.
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> If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance"
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> To this, Norma replied,
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> "Ed, that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks"
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> The pilot overheard the couple and said,
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> "Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you
can
stay quiet for the entire ride and don't say a word I won't charge you a
penny!
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> But if you say one word it's fifty dollars."
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> Ed and Norma agreed and up they went.
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> The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard.
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> He did his daredevil tricks over and over again,
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> But still not a word . . .
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> When they landed, the pilot turned to Ed and said,
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> "By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you
didn't. I'm impressed!"
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> Ed replied,
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> "Well, to tell you the truth
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> I almost said something when Norma fell out,
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> But you know,
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> Fifty bucks is fifty bucks!"