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If we coordinate eco-politics with 'youth-targeted storytelling,' it may be easier to catalyze citzenry-engaged political dialogue under this consumerism-centric Trump Administration. After all, we want to reach out to a President who was a former owner of the Trump Taj Mahal casino in Atlantic City, so we know his 'consciousness' is oriented towards capitalism-colloquialism 'infrastructure' (e.g., Facebook, Planet Hollywood, Wall Street, etc.).
In other words, the EPA will have to consider ways of being competitively 'folk-friendly.'
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Dr. Ivy Pepper left her job at the Botanical Sciences Laboratory at the Salk Institute when she realized the Trump Administration was simply not giving eco-consciousness its due weight in politics. Pepper decided to become an American eco-terrorist named Poison Ivy, and her first deed was to plant poison ivy all over the floor of the State of the Union address. Bruce Wayne, head of Wayne Enterprises, was contacted by the Trump Administration, since his company was developing security/surveillance technologies for the government.
Poison Ivy knew that Bruce Wayne could actually be the American vigilante Batman (a masked crusader who seemed to be really loyal to President Trump --- or whoever was elected by 'due process'). Poison Ivy wanted to goad Batman into challenging her, since the attention would give her the media-spotlight she wanted. "If Americans are willing to entertain 'paranoia-politics' statements such as, 'We need to simply position more troops in Tel Aviv for security peace-of-mind, then surely, it can entertain statements such as, 'The EPA should have some 'mad scientists' on staff willing to talk about the 'potential impact' of industrial waste'!"
Batman had to tackle Poison Ivy when she sent a notice to the Baltimore Gazette revealing her eco-terrorist intention to bomb the National Aquarium. "These animals would rather die than live out their lives in a manmade tank for spectators!" Batman soared into the Aquarium and used a tranquilizer-dart to sedate and carry off Poison Ivy to Arkham Asylum, Gotham City's premier center for the incarceration-rehabilitation of the criminally insane. When Batman asked her, "Why do you think eco-terrorism is necessary," Poison Ivy simply replied, "America (and Trump!) needs a Devil's Advocate."
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Poison Ivy (Batman Wiki)
In other words, the EPA will have to consider ways of being competitively 'folk-friendly.'
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Dr. Ivy Pepper left her job at the Botanical Sciences Laboratory at the Salk Institute when she realized the Trump Administration was simply not giving eco-consciousness its due weight in politics. Pepper decided to become an American eco-terrorist named Poison Ivy, and her first deed was to plant poison ivy all over the floor of the State of the Union address. Bruce Wayne, head of Wayne Enterprises, was contacted by the Trump Administration, since his company was developing security/surveillance technologies for the government.
Poison Ivy knew that Bruce Wayne could actually be the American vigilante Batman (a masked crusader who seemed to be really loyal to President Trump --- or whoever was elected by 'due process'). Poison Ivy wanted to goad Batman into challenging her, since the attention would give her the media-spotlight she wanted. "If Americans are willing to entertain 'paranoia-politics' statements such as, 'We need to simply position more troops in Tel Aviv for security peace-of-mind, then surely, it can entertain statements such as, 'The EPA should have some 'mad scientists' on staff willing to talk about the 'potential impact' of industrial waste'!"
Batman had to tackle Poison Ivy when she sent a notice to the Baltimore Gazette revealing her eco-terrorist intention to bomb the National Aquarium. "These animals would rather die than live out their lives in a manmade tank for spectators!" Batman soared into the Aquarium and used a tranquilizer-dart to sedate and carry off Poison Ivy to Arkham Asylum, Gotham City's premier center for the incarceration-rehabilitation of the criminally insane. When Batman asked her, "Why do you think eco-terrorism is necessary," Poison Ivy simply replied, "America (and Trump!) needs a Devil's Advocate."
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Poison Ivy (Batman Wiki)
