Eating catfish is just as sinful as homosexuality

[Mr Natural]

Catfish and pork are awesome, I am going to keep eating them.

Yep, me too.

And raw clams and oysters.

And scallops and sushi.

And steamed mussels in marinara.

 

[High_Gravity]

Yep, me too.

And raw clams and oysters.

And scallops and sushi.

And steamed mussels in marinara.

Crab legs and bacon wrapped scallops!

 

[uscitizen]

I wonder what the Jewish people have to say about this?

I dunno not many jewish hillbillies for me to ask around here.

That's racist.

LMAO. Hillbilly is not a race or even a skintone. Nor is redckism, nor prickism.

 

[uscitizen]

Who made up all these goofy rules in the first place?

And why?

Actually I think they were the first food safety laws. they were written up by the only educated portion of the population. If you consider the most of the Kosher food laws they make health sense.

Like Lepers were unclean. Not a bad rule to stop the spread of leprosy.

 

[syrenn]

God "made them up," as well as everything else.

And there's actually only 10 rules.

Which one was the "thou shalt not eat catfish or pork" commandment?

Catfish and pork are awesome, I am going to keep eating them.

Two Thumbs and i will save you a seat at out table in hell.

 

[uscitizen]

God "made them up," as well as everything else.

And there's actually only 10 rules.

Which one was the "thou shalt not eat catfish or pork" commandment?

I'm sure it falls under one of the 10. Sorry, I am not a real bible-knowing person. Just a believer. You'll have to check with someone else on this.

You really should study the bible to better understand what you believe in.
I recommend the new testament excluding revelations.
Try to live like Jesus and you will be a better person.

Regardless of heaven or hell you will live a better life for it.

 

[syrenn]

Which one was the "thou shalt not eat catfish or pork" commandment?

Catfish and pork are awesome, I am going to keep eating them.

Yep, me too.

And raw clams and oysters.

You to MrClean


Damn...we are gonna need a bigger table!

 

[High_Gravity]

Which one was the "thou shalt not eat catfish or pork" commandment?

Catfish and pork are awesome, I am going to keep eating them.

Two Thumbs and i will save you a seat at out table in hell.

Thanks.

 

[Dr.Drock]

Which one was the "thou shalt not eat catfish or pork" commandment?

Catfish and pork are awesome, I am going to keep eating them.

Two Thumbs and i will save you a seat at out table in hell.

Oh no, there's no seat saved for me! I'll be in hell AND be eating crappy food!!!

 

[uscitizen]

Yep no pork in heaven.

 

[High_Gravity]

Catfish and pork are awesome, I am going to keep eating them.

Two Thumbs and i will save you a seat at out table in hell.

Oh no, there's no seat saved for me! I'll be in hell AND be eating crappy food!!!

I'll be there with the strippers and the Hennessy.

 

[syrenn]

Catfish and pork are awesome, I am going to keep eating them.

Two Thumbs and i will save you a seat at out table in hell.

Oh no, there's no seat saved for me! I'll be in hell AND be eating crappy food!!!

LOL

I said we were going to need a bigger table ya know...seems as if we are going to need a banquet room too.

come on along... everyone is invited to the table...all the best people will attend.

 

[uscitizen]

You mean breaking bread and communing is not so attractive?

 

[syrenn]

Yep no pork in heaven.

You're coming with me then! Seems as if the table is getting bitter for all of us sinners.

 

[syrenn]

Two Thumbs and i will save you a seat at out table in hell.

Oh no, there's no seat saved for me! I'll be in hell AND be eating crappy food!!!

I'll be there with the strippers and the Hennessy.

Classy good looking ones please..... None of the skanky ones.

 

[syrenn]

You mean breaking bread and communing is not so attractive?

If all they have is bread....ill pass and wine. It also would depend on who i was communing with and how that communion would tale place.

 

[High_Gravity]

Oh no, there's no seat saved for me! I'll be in hell AND be eating crappy food!!!

I'll be there with the strippers and the Hennessy.

Classy good looking ones please..... None of the skanky ones.

I'll try my best, I'll round up a few that look like Scarlett Johannsen.

 

[syrenn]

I'll be there with the strippers and the Hennessy.

Classy good looking ones please..... None of the skanky ones.

I'll try my best, I'll round up a few that look like Scarlett Johannsen.

 

[Two Thumbs]

I see the heathens have taken over this thread.

Thank God!! [pun intended]

 

[uscitizen]

Will there be tatoos in heaven?