Eagles vs. Jacksonville Anyone Watching This Michael Vick Love Fest?

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    Why don't the announcers just run on to the field and fellate him there?

    It's gonna' be a long season.
     
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    Stupid sideline reporter: "It's almost like a playoff atmosphere here because of Michael Vick!"

    Oh fuck you!
     
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    I can't wait for the Miami/Tampa game at 8:00 so I can turn this shit off.
     
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    How many "Official Products of the Philadelphia Eagles" are there? Enough already!
    "Official Hospital"? WTF?
     
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    "Miller Lite" Official beer of the Smelladelphia Beagles!

    I'll never buy that shit beer again.
     
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    i hope they get creamed
     
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    Get your Philadelphia Eagle Dog Jerseys here:
    Philadelphia Eagles Dog Jersey
    "Official Dog Jersey of...." oh forget it.

    Meanwhile back at the game, it looks like the Eagles defense is suckin' serious canal water.
     
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    the patriots and red sox are worse- official furniture store? auto glass co.?

    WTF, indeed!
     
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    why are you watching?////boycott that shit
     
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    Yeah, but if I do that I can't make fun of the Eagles on field follies. Like this:

    "The Eagles defense can't stop the pass, but they're makin' up for it by not stoppin' the run".

    Oh and "RiteAid Official...blah blah"

    7-3 Jacksonville. Booyah!
     
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