e tu tu toy?

pbel

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"Lasciate Ongni Speranza Voi Che Entrate!"

Deep in the woods
I came upon
A tiny crevice

And entered
A deep ravine.
There I heard

The howling of
Human souls in
The most agonizing

Tones I have ever
Heard, so I inquired
And I stepped in...

The rock
Behind me shut
It's opening quickly like

Molten lava flying
And instantly became
Solid with no hope of escape.

Suddenly I heard
A tiny squeaky
Effeminate voice

Calling out! Pbel!
Pbel! I am little Toy
Soldier!

I am to act
As your guide trough
This ZioNazi Hell!

Pbel, I am told
By my Master to
Confess to all our ZioNazi sins

To you against the Palestinians
And bring you face
To face

With death and dishonor.


I couldn't believe my eyes,
There stood a Toy soldier
Dressed in a pink

Tutu…Why are
You dressed like that
I Inquired?

Since I must obey
My Master's command
I will answer

You truthfully.
I was a pedophile
In life

And my role
In ZioNazi Hell
Is to service all

The Child molesters
Dressed in this
Childish

Form forever. I will
Guide you to
Their lair

And you will
See Brawny, very
Horny,

My biggest tormentor,
For you shall see them all
The perverts, sodomites and

The masturbator,
For those are the wishes
Of my ZioNazi Master

In this ZioNazi hell!

II

With a lot of trepidation
I followed little pink tutu toy soldier
Through the smoky ruins with no elation...

"Do not worry Pbel"
As we walked by each fiery boulder,
"Nothing can hurt you in this ZioNazi hell...

For this is a spirit world
And cannot hurt you of flesh,
Only ZioNazi's here are hurled

Through fire their teeth they smash,
Each in their-own circle
Paying for their crimes in this clash"

We headed down
In a circular motion
Following the Tutu clown...

We passed much commotion
With agonized spirits in a frown,
And I tried to keep my own emotion

Steady and not give
Any indication of unreasonable fear,
So I followed footprints of this little queer.

Suddenly I heard singing
From a lower level of this hell...
The shrieking sound my ears were ringing:

"No one can see my face
No one can sense this bitter soul mine…

Though I walk down the street, smile and I greet...
No one can see and No one sense my ZioNazi Crime!"

Who is that? Floating in that fire
I asked my pink tutu-ed toy soldier?
Do not be afraid Sire,

Just follow behind my shoulder...
For that is Aaviva
A former Nazi performer,

Who used poor Polish
Workers as slave labor to this day...
Hides her face because, its not dollish,

Its very wrinkled and the color of clay!

As We left this
Circle of fire
And went deeper

Into the earth,
The TuTu-ed toy soldier
continued our tour...

"He continued by
Saying: Baba Yaga as
Aaviva was

Also known to suck
The lifeblood out of Palestinian children
With bullets

Rather than fighting with Water!

So, we continued into
The next Circle
Of hell

Just then: we entered
A Circle called "Plastic City!"
The repose of souls

On ice and fire,
So let's sit back and
Watch some scenes of Plastic

Hopes and dreams
Of dreams in turmoil and
Desire: of human beings on

Fire...of fingers
Snapping up their tune
of lonely faces and

Screeching cries, that always permeate this room!

Where are we, I asked the Pink TuTu-ed
Toy Soldier? "We are
In the lair

Of Multiple Lives
A Miami
Guitarist known as

Fred...

He is my ZioNazi
Lover, said Toy." In
Embarrassment..."

Why were you
Paired with him I asked
The Pink TuTu-ed

Toy soldier? "I am
A member of his band
I play the ukulele and we

Used to
Tiptoe through
The tulip gardens together...

As you can
See all members of
This Circle are Queer,

Please, let's move on to the next circle my dear...


III


As we rounded
Past the lair of Multiple Lives
We could hear

The screaming
Cries of the father of
Mohammed al Dura murdered

By the Israeli
Defense forces with
Bullets and torn bloody

From his arms...
Behind the guns I
Could see

The scums Aurora along
With the Insurance Lawyer
Pulling the triggers

In delight...

Why is this scene
Being played over and over
On these jagged walls

Like a giant screen?
The Pink TuTu-ed Toy soldier
Replied: "We are moving down into

The lowest level of our ZioNazi Hell
And this horrible scene
Is to prepare us

For one
Of the most horrific
Sinners in this

place...

And we are all ashamed! "
I could hear the shrieking
Horrid sound along with the clanking

Of metal rolling and crunching
And screams again, again!
It was BubbazMom being

Run over by a Bulldozer, blood
Splatting, flesh splitting
But she arose completely

Whole and then the Dozer would
Repeat running her over
In time, like a metronome!

As we moved closer
I could see a child crying
So I asked:

What goes on TuTu soldier?

"BubbazMom had
No sympathy
For Rachel

Corrie's Mom,

And said Rachel deserved
To Die
But even Our ZioNazi Master

Was not evil enough
To put Bubba
Under the Dozer

To make the punishment
Fit the crime
It is Bubba who watches his mother die,

Over and over!

As we turned
Into a very narrow
Circle the pink

TuTu-ed toy soldier
Declared: I can go no further
Because you are about

To meet my Master
And none of the ZioNazis
Here have met or seen his face

For it is forbidden.
You can not talk just keep walking
And you will be in the woods

Again...

So alone, I turned
Towards the last circle
Of this hell

And there I felt
The presence of
The evil ZioNazi Master...

And I could not
Believe my eyes
It was

Adolph Hitler smiling
And waving as though as
He was the ringmaster in this

Evil Circus...He had Sniffer clutched
In one hand and Rafipoe
in the other...

Twisting snarling, he pointed towards
The light and I gratefully
Nodded and finally exited this

Hell...

" E quindi uscimo, a rivedir le stelle! "
 
You have to forgive Phillip. He thinks this nonsense of his is so brilliant that he has been posting it for years and years and years. It was originally for a poster with the screen name of Toy Soldier, and it has been years since Toy Soldier last posted. Give it a rest, Phillip, or you will look like some asino pazzo.
 
Et Tu Moron? If you have a daytime job, which I seriously doubt, don't quit it.
 
Here's some really cool poetry........



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By the way, asino pazzo means crazy jackass or donkey.

And you being a Hossfly would surely be under my tail as you are now.
It doesn't take a degree in Psychology to figure out that someone is loco en la cabeza when he has to save nonsensical posts for years and years and then periodically to drag up these nonsensical posts once again.


jt2
 

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