Dusty underwear

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    Dusty Underwear

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    > >One morning a husband took a pair of underwear out of the drawer. "What the

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    > >? ? ?" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook

    > >them out.

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    > >"April," he hollered into the bathroom, "why did you put talcum powder in

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    > >underwear?"

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    > >She shot back: "It's not talcum powder. It's 'Miracle Grow'."
     
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    dang whiney women :halo:
     
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    Listen who's talking!

    Way to go Sandy!
     
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    Hmmmmm - ya reckon that would work in a brassiere too???
     
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    Thank ya Ma'am :thanks:
     
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    Typical female. I come up with a major-league zinger and I don't even get honorable mention.

    I'm hurt.

    Pout in progress. :cry:

    Serious bitching to follow.

    :poke:
     
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    And DIllo called us females whiney ? :baby: :baby4: :cry:
     
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    I will not allow those who do not have one, and who failed to adopt one when they had the chance, to question my double standards.



    :dance:
     
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    That's right, it WAS a pretty good zinger but I wasn't around to comment.
    Isn't that what toilet paper is for? You know the joke where the hubby tells the wife to rub toilet tissue between her boobs to make them bigger cause look what it's done to her ass!
     
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    Excellant! Spur-of-the-moment zingers are the best. What a witty response. I honor you.
     

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