Dusty Underwear > > > >One morning a husband took a pair of underwear out of the drawer. "What the > > >? ? ?" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook > >them out. > > > >"April," he hollered into the bathroom, "why did you put talcum powder in >my > >underwear?" > > > >She shot back: "It's not talcum powder. It's 'Miracle Grow'."