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We will conquer you with our cultureIn Russia it is very popular to listen to "some funny laws in America." I thought that was humor, but it turns out that these laws actually exist in America. Not Fake..
For tourist to America.
-A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket.
-Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business.
-It is forbidden to invite a lion to the cinema
-Cats walking along the street in the evening should have a light-reflecting tablets on their ass
-It is forbidden to install gambling machines in the toilet
-If you blow up a nuclear bomb in the city, then pay a fine of $ 500
-Dogs are forbidden to gather more than 6 animals after 7 pm.
-You can not fish while sitting on a camel.
And so on..
The absurd laws of the cities and states of America
Dumb Laws in New York. Crazy New York Laws. We have weird laws, strange laws, and just plain crazy laws!
RULE #1: America doesn't give a flying crap what Russians think!
RULE #2: Americans couldn't give a shit about laws in Russia, new, old, stupid or otherwise!
RULE #3: A sure sign of America-envy is a Russian who spends his days looking for things to try to ridicule America over because you can probably count on ONE HAND the number of Americans who bother to learn Russian so they can join Russian social media to try to irritate them over nothing.
1. Rule 1:
America is just a "piece of land in the ocean," so they will never be "great", even if they place their soldiers everywhere, they will organize wars and sell hamburgers, movies and music. People in other countries will understand where the Truth is, and where the Lies
2. Rule 2.
In Russia they say: "for any tricky nut, we'll put a Russian bolt on you". In this sinful World there were many idiots who wanted to argue with Russia. Remember forever:
- in the 19th century, the Russians taught French and took Paris
- in the 20th century, the Russians learned German and occupied Berlin
- in the 21st century, the Russians learn English ...
Anglo-Saxons should pray to God that the President of Russia is Putin. This scarecrow is set by the "King" in order not to resist Anglo-Saxons.
3. Rule 3
I answer for the last time to this anonymous author.
He is not an American, not a European, he is not a civilized person
. He introduces enmity in the discussion and turns jokes.
He writes such reports, for which in civilized countries, the court appoints several years of prison ...
But in Ukraine, where is this anonymous, now a mess.
Ukrainians do not have work, they go around the world, they swear at Russians and shit.
I grew up in the USSR, in Ukraine and can clearly define this type:
Rogul!
Yes, you will learn English, watch our movies, listen to our music, wear our blue jeans
Your children prefer American culture to Russian culture
I made fun of it.
- "American culture" does not exist. There is a culture for mass consumption.
The rest I will not comment ..
Where on the forum is a yawning smile?
But Comrade.....your children love it
They wear blue jeans and baseball caps
They worship our rock and rap stars
They eat our hamburgers
They speak our language
In America......you will find no influence of Russian culture
Cept when I snarf me some vodka!
