Duke University Medical Center Thinks You're All Retarded

[JBeukema]

DUMC drew a fascinating conclusion from the study: Obese men and women report less satisfying sex life



Nah, ya think? Please tell me nobody got paid to do this study.

 

[blastoff]

You mean a couple of fatsos might have a problem trying to have sex? Gee, what a surprise.

 

[Mad Scientist]

But obese couples are enjoying more time together, at the dinner table.